boondanglin' 'riggin fretard

Someone who uses their wang to wipe.

Garrett, you boondanglin' 'riggin fretard, use toilet paper!

by Matt June 18, 2006

fretard

someone who is just freaking retarded but not quite a fucktard

in the army the rank before fucktard

You see that gut over there, yeah he is a fucktard! You! YOUR NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO BE A FUCKTARD, YOU ARE A FRETARD!!!

by Vampyro May 13, 2005

flotard

n. having your underwear tag hang out of your trousers.

She has a sweet ass. Too bad about that flotard.

by pjh September 10, 2003

bean footage

Porno. Bean footage is simply video pornography.

I saw my ex on some internet bean footage.

by Michael Goodrich December 6, 2006

FootAlarm

When A foot is near.
Related to GAYDAR.

Kirstin: "foot!"
BB: "FOOTALARM"
Kirstin: "there's a foot in here!"

by BigBridge January 23, 2009

Flotacious

tight flo'in, and or a fine girl

-Damn... that girl is flotacoius
or
-That song was flotacious..

by Tine September 29, 2003

Frotar

Something to write into someone's Formspring just to piss them off when they don't know what it is.

Q: I like your frotar, can I borrow it?

A: WHAT THE FUCK IS A FROTAR?!

by Formspring Lurker May 23, 2010