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Touching France

The act of putting one finger up the 'pink' and the other the 'stink' and pressing them together so that all that is dividing them is a thin wall.
Reminiscent of the time when the Channel Tunnel was nearly completed and the English engineers 'touched hands' with the French engineers behind the rock.
It got rather kinky last night with my wife Barbara. I was touching France while we embraced and she was putty in my hands.
by Lucifer Corn Beef November 2, 2008
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France

1) A Western European nation. Located slightly beneath Britain, in most or all senses.
2) Produces nice wine.
3) Produces nice cheese.
4) Produces shedloads of nuclear weapons, which are happily tested on small Pacific atolls home to endangered species of fish and pygmies.
5) The number one source of irritation for the rest of Europe. This manages to go unnoticed by many Americans, who assume the continent is a single amorphous blob.
6) Also the number one source of contention for the United States, having replaced the Soviet Union.
7) Has an annoying accent.
8) Dislikes British beef. This, as theory and experiment have shown, is due to France's argumentative and overly vegetarian wussiness and has nothing whatsoever to do with life-threatening brain disease.
9) Dislikes Germany, for invading it repeatedly and being German.
10) Dislikes Britain for constant warfare, political disagreement and out of habit.
11) Dislikes the United States for its competition in the 'irritating accents' league table and also for having more nuclear weapons and cheese than France.
12) Dislikes.... well, most things, actually.
13) Is a thoroughly splendid country.
14) Is filled with thoroughly un-splendid French people.
"Oh hell. France has blocked the channel tunnel again."
by victorhadin March 25, 2003
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Air France

The hookers on Miracle Mile are so Air France!
by Big Mike J June 17, 2009
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Made in France

A product which either does not work or will no longer work within one to two months of purchase.
by britsabroad January 10, 2011
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Franceformation

The gradual change of an object to become more French.
Gosh, Calvin won't stop saying oiu! His Franceformation is getting worse by the day!
by Tate the Great February 13, 2009
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Fucking France

an alternative to saying the the word france or describing anything french. used in christopher moore's novel: Fool
see you later, i'm off to fucking france

moi? said i in perfect fucking french
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fawno

I'm so fawno! Do me now!
by Caitercon February 22, 2011
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