Don’t be a fool wrap your tool!

When the guy your hooking up with won’t use a condom or when your boyfriend wants to get you preggers, but you’re not ready for snotty nosed kids.

I think he wanted to get me pregnant! I only wanted his dick not his kid.. so I said “don’t be a fool wrap your tool!”

by Berthabear3000 May 24, 2019

Fish eyed fool

1972-1977 CBS. Catch phrase used by Aunt Esther directed at Fred Sanford in response to his insults, frequently referencing all that ugly on her face. She will exclaim, "Why ya ole fish eyed fool!". Whilst the fish eyed meaning may be obscure, though has been used in the 60's or earlier, it may be speculated that Esther was telling Fred why he don't look in the mirror.

Why ya ole fish eyed fool!

by Sir Carlton August 7, 2021

Yo mind, fool

"Your mind, fool"
Used by wiser African Americans to guide ignorant and foolish youngsters.

Jerome: fuck school, Ima rob the liquor store
Black Elder: you got to educate yo mind, fool

by Pizzlej August 5, 2020

fool me once

An old Texas saying: Fool me once, shame on... shame on you? ... You fool me can't get fooled again.

Fool me once, shame on... shame on you? ... You fool me can't get fooled again

by Kristian Z March 7, 2008

fool's titties

Titties (breasts) that appear to be larger than they really are.

Her titties were surely looking nice and big in that shelf bra but when she took it off they were merely little fool's titties.

by KVMAN October 9, 2007

foolass

a big fucking retard

Merc is a fucking foolass.

by joshmerc November 27, 2006

Kung Fool

A martial art that is often used as a tactic to end a meaningless, heated argument. The rules of Kung Fool are:

1) One may only engage another Kung Fool Master.
2) Both Kung Fool Masters must acknowledge the bout.
3) A master may never physically engage an opponent.
4) The master who wields the most original combination of weapons and/or stances wins the bout.

Master 1: (bows) Your use of the jar of peanut butter and toe-nail clippers beasted my defense.
Master 2: (bows) I may have won this match, but your Frantic Platypus Stance proved to be a worthy Kung Fool technique.

by Evan Oatman June 23, 2007