bandit flaps

The flaps tailors cut in the back of suit jackets, ostensibly for ventilation, but actually to allow arse bandits easier access. Most modern jackets have either one or two bandit flaps upon them, but traditional, well cut and stylish jackets will have nothing to do with this bizarre practice.

"Look at the bandit flaps on that guy's jacket!"

by Anonymous Cheesemonger January 27, 2006

Fapsickle Handshake

A fapsickle handshake is something one friend does for the other. It is another term for jerking off! U can fap fap fap! The fapsickle handhshake originates from fap fap fap which means for one to masturbate. One can give fapsickle handshakes to the other any time of the day any where! BUT a fapsickle handshake MUST be DIRTAY!

person1-heyy what r u doing
person2-oh nothing off just preparing for our "fapsickle handshake"
person1-ohhh sweet, can i join?
person 2-sure we can fap together
person1- AWESOME LETS GET DIRTAYYY!!!

by mrs.fapfapfap May 30, 2009

Party Flaps

the reproductive organ of a woman aka the dolphin

Hey girl. Show me them Party Flaps

by zombie eater September 13, 2013

Forever Flaps

Term used to describe extremely/eternally elongated Labia Majora.

So basically, unnaturally long pussy flaps.

Holy motherfisting Christ Jeff, your grandma bent down in front of me earlier and she had HUGE Forever Flaps. Those motherfuckers were touching the floor, were discolored, and uneven.

by Monkey Socialist February 27, 2010

cock flaps

1. A plumbing term - cock flaps are the flanges within the mechanism of a stop cock that stop the flow of water.

2. Flaps for a cock. Not to be confused with Cock Flasps

I'm sorry Mr Jenkins, but your whole Cock Flaps assembly will need replacing.

by Cock Flasp August 21, 2006

pish flaps

she has pish flaps like John Waynes saddlebags

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

Pee Flaps

The iner or outer female genitalia, "Labia"

Dude, check out them Pretty Pink Pee Flaps on that chick!

by Dr.Deezul September 3, 2006