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kitty fluffer

The male version of a cock tease. A man who fluffs the whiskers of a pussy.
Joanne: "Man that guy was saying all the right things to make me jump his bone and then he just left!"

Chrissy: " Girl I knew he was trouble when we first spotted him. Nothing but a kitty fluffer!"
by Hans_Brix February 3, 2010
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Pillow Fluffer

An object, usually a golf club or baseball bat hidden under the passenger seat of an automobile, used to beat the crap out of anyone who gives you shit while you are in or near your car.
Norris, go get my pillow fluffer out of the car so I can smash this kids face in.
by Tommy May 31, 2003
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fluffer

An active fantasy sports owner who, because of complete incompetence, provides an easy W for their opponent when matched up in head-to-head leagues (H2H).
Brian and Dave are the league fluffers once again. If I could face them for the rest of the regular season I would be guaranteed a postseason birth.
by YouthofToday November 16, 2009
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Fluffies

The fluffy covers for boots, shown on youtube, on triplesix's channel
If made or worn incorrectly, look like a few dead cats shoved into a bag and stapled onto ones legs.
"Oh man, Mandee has really long fluffies on!"
" D00d, I love your fluffies, LETS GO RAVE"
by Sir-mix-a-whole-lot January 29, 2009
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fluffery

Fluffery is a much more polite, and woman friendly replacement for the common insult, douchebaggery.

"Fluffery" was devised after an insightful yet very tense debate about the necessity of the word douchebag being used as an insult.
"Man that cop pulled me over for accelerating too fast. What kind of fluffery is that?"
by Jon and Cory April 17, 2006
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Mother Fluffer

a substitute for mother fucker.

pretty much the pussy way of talking smack.
Bob: ur gay

Fred: what did you say mother fluffer?

Bob: woah, ur too hard core for me.
by that evil giraffe November 15, 2011
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fluffer

A person who whips eggs which adds air to them. This makes the eggs fluffy.
My boyfriend is a morning fluffer. He whips eggs to make scrambled eggs fluffy.
by I'masecret August 25, 2013
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