flagsexual

One who is sexually aroused by flags. Particularly American flags.

I identify as a flagsexual. Every time I see our great American flag wave I can't help but flagsturbate.

by Flagsexual September 21, 2017

Dancin dude from six flags

Old dude that dances in six flags commercials. This dancin dude cracks me up all the time.

da_da_da_da_DA-DA

dance, dude, dance!

by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004

Fecal Flogging

The act two people pooping in the same toilet bowl at the same time. Where one person is sitting in a traditional fashion, while the other party sitting on the first persons lap with his anus positioned between the original party's legs.

If the poop goes through the legs without touching the legs, this can be called a poop-dunk. If the poop hits the party's legs, the bottom party has the right to rub feces on the top party. If, under any circumstances, the top party poops on the bottom parties wiener, the bottom party has the right to redeposit said poop into the anus of the top party via anal penetration.

Fecal Flogging is the strongest of brotherhoods.

by DJerak G August 12, 2012

cracking the flags

When something; mostly the weather is extremely good

The weather in Devon is cracking the flags!

by Simon lad broughton July 10, 2015

floess

1. Suffers from reefer madness.
2. Afraid of bears.
3. Doesn't know his last name.
4. Loves dirty rancid poontang
5. Attracted to chinless girls.

Floess did chinless in the washer room.
She was in her period so it was bloody.

by Fairbnks February 23, 2005

floggering

the act of exposing yourself to a blind person

I can't believe u got caught floggering that blind man!!

by Sarah MA. March 23, 2008

flogging the flagstick

The art of self-gratification for any true patriotic American boy.

Little Joey topped off a long day of playing with his army men by flogging the flagstick.

by stu19 May 7, 2009