float a biscuit

lay a really stale or wet fart

I just floated a serious biscuit

by win-co-fo February 6, 2003

floam

(n): A synthetic substance, which posesses the ability to become whatever its user wishes it to be.

(v): The act of floaming someone or something, or oneself.

Yo, dat floam is off the gizzard, goawd!

Yo, you just dun did been dun floamed yoself..... to DEATH!!!

by GIR January 31, 2004

float like a butterfly, sting like a bee

( invented by and physically applied to Muhammad Ali ):

A) an adjective to describe 'gentle giants'

B) describes, a politically active ( but not a politician) people who have a particular sense of 'political sarcasm' and matching wit' when they discuss politics on an intellectual level

C) describes very few professional politicians who use the particular sarcasm identified above to not mince words when they ' say what they mean' and ' mean what they say'

While the phrase float like a butterfly, sting like a bee can be theoretically applied definition a), to Muhammad Ali, it can also be applied , definition b) , to not only Muhammad Ali, but also simple politically conscious people like myself . Definition c) can be applied not only to myself and Muhammad Ali ( to the extent that Muhammad Ali and I were never politicians) but should rarely epitomize, whereb it's deserved, professional politicians like Vladimir Putin who don't mince words when they speak, using definition b) instead to ' say what they mean' and ' mean what they mean'

by Sexydimma June 4, 2016

float

when your with your girlfriend in the bathtub and you accidentally take a shit, then she bends down and eats it.

crap i just took a floater, you want to eat it?

by Jerry the wanking dolphin December 15, 2018

Floater

Detritus or cells suspended in the aqueous of the eye which can be seen by staring into the light; Matter in the fluid of the eye which will settle or leave or appear; a naturally occurring phenomenon of aging;

When he looked at the light quickly and moved his eye he could make out the floaters suspended in his vision;

by wstlnguy July 13, 2009

Fladoodle

Not giving a fuck. Fladoodle replaces the word "fuck" when talking to someone you aren't able to curse in front of just use the word fladoodle to replace.

I don't give a flying fladoodle!!!!

by Jaevibes January 7, 2013

floam

that crappy synthetic "magical" substance, whenyou first saw the commercial in like second grade and was like HOLY SHIT I NEED THIS STUFF

commercial: "FLOAM IS AMAZING STICKS TO ANY SURFACE *insert little kid putting floam on any object; scooter, dinosaur, school project, white windowless van, yo pick it*
kid: MOM I NEED THIS

later...
*kid uses floam* "this stuff is shit

by (: (: :) :) February 28, 2011