flatmaze

1. A labyrinth or a complicated maze, supposedly unsolveable. Can be applied to anything that looks overly complex or intricate in detail.

2. Any method that involves searching for, buying or finding cigarette-shaped candy. (archaic)

1. "Dude, you should have seen her bush, it was like flatmaze down there for real."

2. "We're all out of those candy cigarettes man, I'm gonna have to flatmaze it to the store and get some." "Bring back some Mountain Dew too."

by No Carl No October 28, 2005

Flaviani

Complete fucking badass. Usually the Andrew of this name is the geral good looking one.
A creative, athletic, sexy and friendly person.
White.
Italian.
We should f***.
Beautiful smile.
Amazing kisser.
Good in bed.
Can beat you in any sport or video game.

I. One who is:

a. gorgeous

b. pretty

c. beautiful

d. cute

e. attractive

"Andrew Flaviani is so cool! I wish I could be just like him!"
"Hey where's that Flaviani guy? I heard he was awesome!"

by The Flavster October 17, 2012

flatlander

a person who is so unaware of their surroundings they cannot even function in the world. These people are jokes in life and have no sense of style, coolness or anything of the sort.

Joe: Hey man do u wanna come over and read or something.

Kyle: Bro, are you kidding me, ur a complete flatlander

by tenth dimension March 22, 2009

flatlander

A term used by hicks in Vermont, Maine and New Hampshire to describe people who come from other states; usually a negative connotation used by hicks because they are envious that people from others states know how to make money and can't realize that you won't make cash worth a barrel of shit on a farm or a gas station out in the woods.

Flatlanders know how to live. Get a life, you damn hicks.

by idonthavaname September 23, 2006

flatitude

N. Noun: The term for the horizontal line of flat liquid left in a bottle of soda. Usually the last bit you throw away.

I don't want to drink the flatitude of that Dr. Pepper! It's so nasty.

by LisAwesome January 22, 2014

Felatiatus Curse

Noun; Curse that orally pleases someone to the extent of insanity; One of the 4 unforgivable curses

Harry: I will use the felatiatus curse on you if you do not leave this party with me
Hermoine: not if I use the rectumsempra curse first

by dudebrodonttazeme January 24, 2011

flata

Swedish word meaning lesbian or "dyke". Could also refer to any woman obsessed with equity, bismerching any human of the male gender. Often found writing debate articles about animal rights, vegetarian food, gender stereotypes among nursery toddlers and so on. Seems pissed off with anyone or anything, constantly looking for a verbal battle. Drama queen. Questionable if they really are homosexual or just wanting to broaden their sexual horizons...

my ex's new girlfriend turned out to be a "flata". Serves his right, doesn't it?

by Little_puppet June 27, 2016