Proper Flapjack

Term used to describe something that is "very good"

I like your footballing skills - they're proper flapjack.

by ouch_that_hurt August 20, 2010

Dutch Flapjacks

The act of shitting in one's pants whilst in a seated position and the feces therefore "pancakes out" across the butt cheeks

During the road trip, Claire made the mistake of having Taco Bell with a double espresso while driving. She ended up giving herself the 'ol Dutch Flapjacks.

by JD-Beanzor March 31, 2015

The Pakistani Flapjack

When you cover your meat stick with pancake batter, press it in a waffle iron, and eat the now cooked pancake off.

Tim : My cock is so raw. Ever since I did the Pakistani Flapjack and seared the fuck out of it in my waffle iron, it’s been bright red.

by Sponsored_rapist February 28, 2019

flapcrackers

Any dried secretion about the female genitalia.

"She had a minge like Uncle Albert's beard after a pie-eating contest; I've never seen so many flapcrackers..."

by xine, wielder of the magic hat February 26, 2007

flapjack

eating out a bitch while she's droppin a deuce aka: the female blumpkin

ever since we got on the same poop schedule, she'll give me a blumpkin then i'll give her a flapjack.

by Flapjack Joe April 24, 2008

flapjack

the male genitalia; often referred to as weiner, dick, dong, wang, and hotdog, among many others.

Hey (male name), come over here and stick your flapjack in my napsack.

by bj January 3, 2004

Flapjacks

sex move in which chick flat face down on surface man on top slapping his balls against her ass as he penetrates

I gave her the Flapjacks!

by JBut December 25, 2007