Maria Fitzpatrick

An insensitive cunt who also has a lot of trouble acknowledging and expressing her own feelings.
Her only hobby is looking at memes, typically dark ones.

Shaquin: Anyone seen Maria Fitzpatrick??
Keeflin: Last saw her watching Gordon Ramsey memes
Faquesha: Yeah, she just called me a Gordon-Ramsey-Looking-Cunt....???

by ilovehitlerhe'smydad February 12, 2018

Ryan Fitzgerald

That kid who is always a lebron fan and he is the only one that thinks he da goat

lebron fans a refered to a ryan fitzgeralds

by Lebronfan123 October 15, 2020

Fitzing

Telling a lie.

Shannon said she sent the package, but she was fitzing.

by Llamanda May 6, 2018

Max Fitzgerald

someone who is obsessed with men’s assholes. he pretends he isn’t by saying other people like them.

max fitzgerald:

max: jake you love lennex’s asshole
jake: why do you always bring it up
max: you r gay

by annefrank_ishot November 19, 2019

FitzgerOWNED

To get embarrassed in a football game, similarly to the way Larry Fitzgerald embarrasses his opponents

The Number one defense in the NFL just got FitzgerOWNED in the superbowl

by Miami Gunslinger February 1, 2009

Fitzmauriced

To private message someone on Facebook only to be ignored, and then the person eventually goes offline to avoid talking to you

' (name)private messaged me there the other day, and i totally Fitzmauriced her''

by The Ignorer March 21, 2010

Fitzlana

She is a nice, fun, and loving girl she loves everything and one if you find her she will be your very best friend!!

Fitzlana is my best friend

by CallieAndMarie October 30, 2018