Financial Bacon

It's like being in a pickle money-wise

Mom said we were on a budget so I had to decide between unlimited picture messages or unlimited internet on my cell phone. I was definitely in a financial bacon. :(

by --PartyAllTheTime-- July 15, 2009

financial erosion

The loss of wealth due to stock market prices dropping or investment bank's administrative costs

My retirement nest egg slipped away due to financial erosion.

by dddddjlsjlfjsljljsjlksjd October 5, 2016

Financial Rape

When someone acts like he/she is in love with you, is having sex with you but in reality is after your money.

Man this is financial rape. She took all his money and left him.

by BravoDance July 16, 2021

Fianced

A "hip" term that essentially means getting engaged or getting married.

John got fianced with Jill.

by ElectricBananaMan January 13, 2009

Certified Financial Planner

Somebody with no money, who never learned how to mass or build money, and somehow thought it'd be a wise career decision to tell others what to do with their money.

since this joker never had money, he always talked about his life and what he would do if he had the riches. so instead of earning it himself, he throws on a cheap suit and a smile and sells financial advice to complete retards.

NOT to be confused with CPA or any other real professional.

"what happened to that guy who got fired 3 months ago?"
"he told me he's tending bar but i went there and he's just a bus boy, moved in with his girlfriend, she sold him her car so he could get around, he's supposed to be starting a job as a Certified Financial Planner at New York Life:

by speculatorninja February 9, 2010

financial depression

Depression which only surfaces when you think about your finances (or lack thereof).

Kerri's been a bit miserable lately.

Yeah, she's having terrible money hassles, it's financial depression.

by Kez 4 Prez December 14, 2010

Financial Rape

1. An unwilling commitment of money

2. When a person or persons loose your money

1. Hey man can u give me 2 dollars for a beer?
(Grumble) Fine.... Your lucky i don't call the cops and put u in jail for Financial Rape charges

2. Hey do you and your wife want to take a cruise to the Caribbean with us?

No I'm being financially raped by my bank right now, so I'm practically broke.

by Jerry Rude June 10, 2011