The Spiked Fifty

The act of attatching spikes to your penis, making it like a mace, and cock slapping someone fifty times in a row with it.

"Man your girlfriend gave me the worst blowjob ever, I was obliged to give her the spiked fifty after"

by Gotta Ketchum All November 30, 2007

Fifth Wheeling

The act of being the spare person in a group. What a single person does when they go out with a gang of couples. The odd one out.

Yeah all the others were already paired up, I was totally fifth wheeling.

I wish that guy would get some friends of his own, he is always fifth wheeling us.

by Paulsinhis30's April 5, 2009

fifth and jabip

the street corners where Italian guys say they are from when asked by girls from Iowa

Hi, where are you from? Fifth and Jabip, what's it to ya.

by john c. savoni October 22, 2008

filthy fifths

1) (verb) Like sloppy seconds or floppy fourths but much dirtier... typically happens to the ugliest guy at a gang bang.

2) (noun) Typically a female who is willing to a partake in such an exercise will have a chach like a wizards sleeve as so many have been through her before, willing males are typically found drinking out the bottom of a keg, usually having found their beer goggles much earlier in the night and so not particularly aware that said female is the equivalent of the village bicycle.

1)That dude is fugly.. he's be damn LUCKY to get filthy fifths in a gang bang... with a one legged crack whore.

2) She is a filthy fiths slutbag.

by Jocelyn, Danielle, and THE Britt October 24, 2006

Fifty First Century Guy

A phrase meaning a person who has evolved beyond the limits of sexual orientation.

A person who would be happy with any kind of person. Female, Male, Android, Non-gendered alien species etc.

Originated on the BBC series Doctor Who in reference to the character of Captain Jack Harkness.

Relax he's a 'Fifty First Century Guy' he's just a little more flexible when it comes to dancing.

How flexible?

Well by his time your species has spread across half the galaxy.

Meaning?

So Many species, so little time.

~The Ninth Doctor to Rose Tyler

Hey did I see Chris go home with Shelia AND James last night?

He's a Fifty First Century Guy.

by flashwildecard June 21, 2011

59 fifty

New era Fitted cap. The original. Flat brimmed with the sticker on it.

I was gonna get that hot ass lid at the game, but it was some fake ass shit. I need that 59 fifty.

by Six19ink June 11, 2006

Filthy Astronaut

To perform this maneuver you must first be entering your partner from the doggie style position, Just before the man milk is projected through the beef straw you must grab a plastic bag and quickly place it over the head of your unsuspecting partner and firmly fasted it by making a fist with the plastic behind the head. After securing the bag in a single motion swing around until you are facing your partner face to face. Next using your fist or a blunt object strike your partner in the face or about the head hard enough that they begin to see stars. Finally you release the bag and with your right foot kick them in the chest knocking them back on the bed lying on their back , straddle your partner in a manner that your cock is in there face and your sitting on their chest with your knee on their ears now release deploy your man milk across their eyes and your partner will see nothing but the milky way.

Sweetheart, If you dont stop staring at that guys cock Im goin to take you home and give you a Filthy Astronaut

by JoeWilly 1972 February 15, 2009