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Funt

A hybrid of the words "fucking" and "cunt."

Used as an insult
Paul: look at that funt over there texting during a movie!

Lenny: let's kick his fucking ass!

Paul: but not because of his race.

Lenny: shit dude, why would you throw that into the mix? Now it'll feel racist to kick his ass.

Paul: I just want to make sure we're on the same page. This is only because of the texting thing, right?

Lenny: it was at first, but fuck dude, you went and made it all political. I don't even want to kick his ass now.

Paul: well that's quite the conundrum, isn't it?

Lenny: how do you mean?

Paul: just think about it; now we're NOT kicking his ass because he's black. We're essentially back where we started.

Lenny: so what now?

Paul: I don't know Lenny, but we have to do something.

Lenny: hear me out... what say we do kick his ass, but the whole time we're doing it, we stress that it's because he's a douchebag, not because he's black.

Paul: brilliant. But we should probably stop talking to each other now, considering we're in a theatre.

Lenny: that's smart, you're smart.
by Papa No-touch November 21, 2016
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Fountain of Youth

Having the female grab her ankles without bending her knees. Then give her a diet coke enema...as soon as the soda gets in her ass shove in a couple of mentos. The outcoming spray is the fountain of youth.
My girl blasted the wall from the fountain of youth I gave her.
by 69eater July 24, 2009
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Fountainhead it

to get a general overview from an outside source of plot and themes about a book that you want to read in order to increase your cultural literacy. And then subsequently going around pretending like you've read it when, in fact, you probably stopped mid-way through chapter 2.
"Is that Dante's Infernoyou're reading? While very good, it's an extremely difficult read... you should just Fountainhead it."
by Jeff Custer January 4, 2009
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Chinese water fountain

When you are getting head from your girl and the split second before you ejaculate you upper cut that bitch, resulting your dick getting bit off. That's when your jizz and blood spew out like a water fountain.
It did hurt a little when she bit my penis off, but she sure did enjoy my chinese water fountain.
by moneymanizel$2$ June 2, 2016
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cucking funt

fucking cunt, say it infront of ur mum when u aint allowed 2 swear
by mitz & bullet March 21, 2004
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Frothy Fountian

The frothy fountain is when a guy goes for round two of sex after he has already came inside his girl with so much friction and air contact the cum from both people begins to foam in excess. When the right consistancy has been achieved, the guy is to thrust very hard creating a "fountain" effect. Splattering the cum where ever it may land. If he is lucky, double points if it lands on her face.
He received extra bragging points from his buddies when his "Frothy Fountian" creation splattered in his womans face.
by DildoSaggin's October 17, 2010
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Funtime Freddy

Funtime Freddy is just James Charles but as a Five Nights at Freddy's Animatronic
by Funtime Freddy is H0t October 29, 2020
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