Fuck me backwards!

Jocular expression for surprise, said specially by british people (or at least i haven't heard any american saying it). Quite like "Oh my God"

Guy 1: Did u know man u beat Arsenal?
Guy 2: Fuck me backwards! That's impossible
Guy 1: I was just joking... Gooo gunners!

by kat gunner! January 2, 2012

Fuck me Jesus

(1) A really bad turn of events. In addition to the established 'Fuck me' which denotes a bad turn of events, 'Fuck me Jesus' emphasizes a greater deal of anguish and bad luck, some would say on a biblical level. The beginnings of a holy shitfest.

(2) A girl making love to someone named Jesús (Spanish) and can't get over the fact that his name in English is Jesus.

Dude 1: "Hey, are we OK with the math exam? Does someone know we had a copy beforehand?"

Dude 2: "You are fucking kidding me, right?! Didn't you hear they caught us on the security cameras sneaking into the teacher's room."

Dude 1: "Oh! Damn! Fuck me Jesus!"

by maxi215 September 7, 2012

Fuck me in the Blowhole

A statement indiciating surprise or acknowledging defeat. Blowhole in this context typically refers to the mouth.

You're dumping me?? Well, fuck me in the blowhole!

by Nick S December 5, 2004

fuck me to death

To get bad news, to hear someone you don't like get good news. Or to get good news.

" Bob hit the lottery today". "Well fuck me to death"

by VF-24-Tomcat November 5, 2007

Fuck Me Running

An expression that can be used when one is angry, surprised, upset, etc.

Fuck me running, I forgot to pay my electric bill this month!

by BUTT DUR4ANG0 January 13, 2008

fuck me handshake

a handshake given where either the middle or index finger is curved in to where one is caressing the palm of another, only given when one is looking for sexual intercourse

"Dude, Marvin, that chick over there just gave me the fuck me handshake, should I go for it?"

by jessica the magnificent October 26, 2008

Go Fuck Me

Bogus use of Go Fund me to line your pockets instead of doing what your Go Fund Me effort claims to be about.

Dude, did you see our buddy Steve got busted? He pretended to use Go Fund Me to build that thing down there for the crazy orange man, but he just took the money and partied. It was a Go Fuck Me or Go Fun Me thing rather than Go Fund Me. He’s like Honey Badger. He don’t care. He don’t even wash or shave.

by John Dohh August 20, 2020