fart 

f. a. r. t.

foul aired rectal transmission

Fart, that is F, A, R, T. Spell it, don't smell it.

fart by James Ehlers March 6, 2008

fart 

Can be used as a flamethrower if you put a lighter in front of your ass and let it blow.

(Kenny farts while holding a lighter in front of his ass and burst into flames)

OMG! You killed Kenny!

fart by DarkFenX October 15, 2006

Fart 

A Term Meaning Old Person Or One Of Old Age

"dude, did you see that old fart?"

Fart by Alex October 15, 2006

fart 

a very smelly invisible gas the exits out of the ANUS!

silent but DEADLY
LOUD and proud
squeekers
jack the RIPPER

fart by savdaz October 15, 2006

fart 

Something really nasty

"Damn Kelmo! You fart smells like something crawled up in you and died"

fart by KBH October 15, 2006

Fart 

i.To break the sound barrier without a
plane.

ii. To make ass cheeks smack at rapid
speed.

iii. To make like an iraqi and drop the bomb.

Sorry, I have to fart and run.
Did you smell what the rock is cooking?.
Howard Stern's goat cheese

Fart by Eric July 7, 2004

fart 

A minor explosion between ones legs.

Greg my creative bro when he was 10, called to me and said, "hey Kat, sis come here I want to show you somthing." I arrived in the room just in time to see the flick of the bic and hear the fart and a whoosh...as the rearend of his pants caught on fire. He reminded me of the menthane plant release pipe we could see all lit up from the escaping methane gas as we drove by on freeway coming home from visiting our grandparents.

fart by Oh Happy Day! October 15, 2006