human evolution

the state or being of mitchelli turning into Mr. Quinn

human evolution has evolved so much...

its like monkies grew lungs and vocal cords and showed up at our school..

by school_chromebook_user December 2, 2025

Jimbo's Evolution

Jimbo's Evolution is when you insert yourself inside of a crocodile while watching anime, this will open a black portal taking your house and family, starting a chaos chain of mayhem

Katie, did you hear about Ethan, he accidentally commenced Jimbo's Evolution

by XerØevi December 1, 2019

Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory

The theory that an intelligent pre-human race with entirely black sclera (eyes) evolved to the status of a civilization and technological mastery greater than that of the present human race on the planet earth, the population of which is entirely genetically manipulated and produced by cloning. These aliens/extra-terrestrials may inhabit any number of planets, including in our own solar system, and possess ultimate power over the earth according to the theory. Intelligent apes from before human history according to Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory cloned humanity and dominated them as slaves, and presently treat them lower than cats, dogs, and monkeys, treating all human beings as political chess pieces and science experiments.

Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory is depressing, but probably true.

by CoaltownBrown January 2, 2023

National Ly Evolution Day

Ly finally acquires a personality, and uses big words such as nonchalant, and overreacting.

HOLY SHIT ITS NATIONAL LY EVOLUTION DAY!

by Proud Father of Ly August 17, 2024

Convergent Cultural Evolution

Convergent cultural evolution refers to the phenomenon where distinct cultures independently develop similar traits, practices, or technologies over time. This convergence occurs despite differences in geographical location, historical context, or cultural background. It's a concept often observed in anthropology and sociology.

Wow, the Hindus and Christians both developed the watchmaker analogy to represent the dive. What a unique example of Convergent Cultural Evolution.

by EmptyHeadStem January 27, 2024

quantum prismatic evolution of a cell

The quantum prismatic evolution of a cell - The quantum particles that are existing in a superposition within a cell that are given instructions to move to move along a predetermined path to a specific point in time to continue the evolution of a cell.

The quantum prismatic evolution of a cell is what genterates the force for the atom to split.

by Jefew November 22, 2024

Religious Power Evolution Theory

A historical model tracing how humanity's ultimate authority figure has evolved: from Polytheistic gods (multiple, chaotic, like Greek myths), to Monotheistic God (one, absolute, providing universal order, like in Christianity/Islam), to the modern "gods" of Science & Atheism (where logic, data, and human reason are the new sources of dogma). Jiang argues each stage centralizes more abstract and powerful control over human thought and morality. The current "Age of Science" is just another religion with its own priesthood (academics), heretics (climate deniers), and promise of salvation (technological utopia).

Example: "Religious Power Evolution Theory says wokeism is the new monotheism: there's one original sin (oppression), a clear devil (the racist/sexist), a path to salvation (allyship), and an inquisition (cancel culture). It's not science; it's theology with a sociology degree."

by Abzugal January 24, 2026