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Empty Nuts

When you masterbate so much that nutting no longer feels good.
I’ve been watching so much porn lately that I’m getting empty nuts.
by KermitFrogg June 23, 2019
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Greyjoy Employer

Institution that never hires interns or entry-level staff.

They do not sow the career fields, they only pillage workers who jump ship from other companies that will hire or train people new to the field.
Why are you even applying at that crappy Greyjoy employer? You haven't got a chance unless you come with 10 years' experience and a spreadsheet full of clients.
by wholesum1 November 28, 2016
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Zara employee

A group of people working with the tech extremists to steal and harm rare fish, kidnap uncles under 6 foot to work in the deserts of Uzbekistan and steal Mongolian fishing boots. The only way to defeat them is the mongol army, Mongolian throat singing and sending uncles over 6 foot to fight them.
Person one: HELP! I’m under attack by tech extremists and Zara employees
Person two: Don’t worry, I’m sending 3 uncles to your location
by Radsainthere November 7, 2022
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Zara Employee

They are connected to the tech extremists mafia and their goal is to harm rare fishes, destroy Mongolians and abduct uncles less than 6ft.
Listen to "Do U Bleed At All" by Luca Maxim to induce adrenaline and gain 10xp Mongolian throat singing ability and wipe the Zara Employees
by Joshua Joestar (MvN) November 8, 2022
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Riding the Empty

The act of carrying around an empty beercan and pretending to drink from it. The purpose of this is either because you have hit your limit and know you are going to puke if you have one more or you don't want too look like a wussy.
Man, I had to be riding the empty last night for two hours until my ride showed up at the party.
by Navy Cowboy August 10, 2009
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Falgo's Emporium

A privately owned business that specialises in selling items (most notably games, shoes and fashion items) for incredibly low prices. The prices are so low that they have been known to cause a spastic reaction among some.
Guy 1: Dude I just bought a pair of Nike Airs for $20!!!!
Guy 2: Gotta be from Falgo's Emporium.
by DonutGee October 25, 2011
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Ball bag emptier

by Mone Capitain August 1, 2019
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