Emeturo

I Emeturo Washwash Hagenboffer am! And I liking sausages do... yay!

Emeturo stares dumbly at Zhane "..Hokay."

by Emeturo-lover July 14, 2003

Emlette

An email that has been printed out

"I can't log in to my email account at the moment but it's okay, I have the emlette I printed earlier"

by Squirrelia84 September 7, 2009

Pathetic Emetic

A sexual act where a man has sex with a woman from behind who begins to vomit for any reason such as being sick and/or drunk, and he decides to continue or even pound her harder.

This causes violent, delicious contractions of the vagina, the woman to shoot projectile vomit, and the man to bust the best or at least the most interesting nut of his life.

Matt: Bro, didn't you have sex with Steph last night?

Dave: Hell yeah man.

Matt: Wasn't she drunk as shit?

Dave: Yeah, funny too, because she was hella puking while I was pumping that shit from behind and I kept going. It was AWESOME!

Matt: You got to do a Pathetic Emetic! HELL YA

**They high five**

by FattUnit May 25, 2011

Emmet

What hillbillies believe to be God's true name.

YAHWIST PREACHER: Yahweh is the true name of God the Father, whereas Yahshua HaMashiach is the true name of Jesus Christ...

(After the sermon)

HILLBILLY: Gee, preacher, I was amazed to find out that God's true name is Yahweh. I always thought it was Emmet.

PREACHER: "Emmet"? I never heard that one before! What made you think that God's true name was Emmet?

HILLBILLY: Cuz when my Dad was mad he'd always say "God Emmet"!

by Billy Bob Benson June 24, 2006

Emmett

Emmett is the most annoying leach you will ever meet. he WILL latch on to you and follow you into the bathroom because he knows you will run from him. he is also autistic as shit and screams WHATTTTTT. if you know anyone named Emmett report them to the government because they are most likely an alien.

That guy EMMETT is SUCH A RETARD

by EMMETT HATER October 7, 2022

Emmet

Emmet is someone who gives off big dick energy but has an innocent and kind soul. He may be dense at times (like a lego) but he is nice, passionate, and driven. He's always down for anything no matter how childish and remains rationale even in the toughest of circumstances. He tries his best to make those around him happy. Even though he may occasionally clash with other personalities, he makes a great life partner.

Emmet, Everything has been awesome and I love you too.

Get your own Emmet, this one is mine.

by illbuyyoulegosinthefuture November 21, 2021

emmet

shit head loser who loves girls who don't like him back a total perv and has a tiny penis and no one likes him and his fat self

That emmet is such a perv

by guythereal21265 March 23, 2017