electronicity

The attribute of being electronic, like computers, audio and video systems, lasers, cell phones, email, lasers, radios, etc. Pronounced "ee-lek-tron-IH-sih-tee". Also "electronicality", "ee-lek-tron-ih-KAL-ih-tee".

We're surrounded by electronicity, and I LOVE it!

by pentozali August 29, 2011

electronically challenged

When you don't know how to use the latest technology, and you just mess things up even worse when you try.

Denny "how do I get this tv thing to play the movie ? I put the cd in it."

Jeff " Man, I swear your electronically challenged!"

by zombles222 July 20, 2016

Electron

An insult. calling someone this means you are calling them short and annoying.

Zara: you stole my microwave!?

Pix: *laughs*
Zara: you are such a electron!
Pix: I am not!

by _Rave_ April 15, 2021

mind-over-electron

1. To have zen like powers of electronics and computing hardware and software.
2. see "deep hack mode"

"Frank used the power of mind-over-electron to root this box in 0 seconds flat"

by gml December 12, 2003

Electronic Masturbation Device

An Electronic Masturbation Device, purchased at MEO, is a male jack-off machine that a guy uses or another guy can use to give his dick an awesome cumgasm. A dude's boner is lubed and inserted into it's oriface and placed over his cock-head and then turned on -- with 10 different settings, someone can use the cum-maker to give a guy's cock a mild to wild cumgasm as he blows hs load. Also used for "hands-free" or "forced" cumgasms.

My cadet roomie, Matt, bought an Electronic Masturbation Device, and he ties my hands behind my back and makes me suck his dick until we both have mind and cock-blowing cumgasms -- then he makes me swallow his cum and suck the device clean!

by USAF Cadet January 24, 2021

electronic mushroom stamp

sending a photo of your hard penis to a friend, giving their phone a mushroom stamp, electronically.

-hey dude, sorry i can't make it to your party
electronic mushroom stamp
-damn you!

by Brosanne February 26, 2011

electron cock

Having a cock the size of an electron.

An electron has no definite size and a mass of approximately 10^-34 Kg. Approximately 0.0000000000000000000000000000000006 Kg.

You see where I'm going with this ...

Jimmy's winkie was so small that Felicity described him as an electron cock.

"Let's go poke fun at the physicists for all having electron cocks!"

by Jamie Douglas November 22, 2006