Legs 'n Eggs

Going to a strip club early in the morning and catching the breakfast buffet. Obviously the strip club has to serve breakfast, of which there are few. Also if you are in las vegas at a strip club until like, 6 in the morning and after blowing all your money on "Legs" you go and get some "Eggs", maybe at the hotel or a diner.

Typically done for a laugh, as first shift strippers are usually trashy.

Felix: how was vegas?

Tino: dude, it was awesome. out every nite getting wasted, then legs 'n eggs every morning.

by Justin10E March 21, 2008

keaster eggs

The act of inserting your testicles inside of your anus. They are then pooped out and colored, just in time for easter.

He left with keaster eggs after his girlfriend called and made him leave the party.

by Squabblewabbler April 12, 2015

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

An efficient pick up line to filter out Millennials

Hey sweet cheeks, how do you like your eggs in the morning?

Fuck you asshole, I'm vegan

by The real Jim Bowen February 26, 2020

suck eggs

1) to come up empty in an attempt to achieve. 2) a command to 'get lost' or to 'buzz off'. often used in the form 'go suck eggs.'

1) Jimmy applied to law school, but after a dismal score on the entrance exam he realized he was going to suck eggs. 2) Johnny asked Alesa to the prom, but after that stupid prank he pulled at the homecoming dance, she told him to go suck eggs.

by John W Phillips August 31, 2006

Kegs and Eggs

An annual Saint Patrick's Day celebration held in Albany, NY. There are two ways one can go about celebrating kegs and eggs; the first is by going out at midnight to several different parties and develop a buzz untill the sun comes up. Upon sunrise you move to one of the many bars such as Chubby's, Michael's, Bogey's, etc. You then continue partying, drinking, and bathing in beer untill around noon.
The other form of celebrating kegs and eggs for pussies is to set your alarm clock and go out at 6 in the morning.

Guy 1: Hey man, when are you going out tonight for kegs and eggs?

Guy 2: I was going to set my alarm for 6

Guy 1: You're such a pussy

by ACREDIBLESOURCE March 14, 2009

eggot

a african american or simply a black person.

"hey check out that eggot hustling on the streets."

or

"look at that eggot"

by xgraceDOPE April 14, 2007

Eggs 'n Bakey

An equivalent colloquial term for eggs and bacon.

Usually: wakey wakey eggs 'n bakey

by Ruckus June 23, 2006