Eggplant Motorcycle

When you try to fuck someone but miss and they throw you out of bed into Poland

I can't believe it! I tried to fuck my wife and she hit me with the eggplant motorcycle!

by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023

eggplant of Missouri

The act of intercourse where after ejaculating inside someone you pull out and put pawpaw jam on your penis and your partner licks/sucks it off.

I gave her the ‘Eggplant of Missouri’ last night. She said it was the best she ever had.

by ang3lb0y October 9, 2023

Eggplant Cutlets

The act of releasing onto a girl’s chest while having sex on the beach, after which one presses the woman’s breasts into the sand, thereby making what resembles two delicious eggplant cutlets. This move is similar to the “Chicken Cutlet” and “Screaming Seagull,” and acts as a vegetarian alternative.

I took Tina to the beach, and as we were going at it, she told me to finish on her chest. I surprised her by rolling her over, pressing her breasts into the sand, and making two perfect eggplant cutlets out of those beautiful warlocks.

by Apple Clis January 31, 2024

egglatarian

a wee geezer that gobbles eggs all day and has ravishingly putrid gastric leaks

“pooh! he stinks, he must be an egglatarian”

by skibidigyattsigma April 28, 2024

Eggplant

The thing Hyunjin hates the most

“NO EGGPLANT!”
- Hwang Hyunjin

by Iknowleeknow June 26, 2024

eggplan

What happens when you forget to add a t at the end of eggplant

Person1 Hey search eggplant on the internet

Person2 ok types in eggplan

by Guywhoseachesstuffonurbandicti March 14, 2024

Eggclart

A mans pride and/or hetrosexuality. A figurative statement to embody coming out as homosexual.

"Yo you hear Kenton dropped his Eggclarts?"
"Yo way! After Aris dropped his yeserday?"

by FashyPajeet February 7, 2025