by Julian Sc. January 31, 2009
Get the Europenis mug.A list of rules devised to make certain that landmark nights out are as legendary (i.e. everybody well and truly lashed) as possible. They are as follows:
1. The word "Drink" and any of its derivatives such as "Drank" or "Drinking" etc, may not be used.
2. Glasses should be held with the off-hand (left hand for a right-hander) with the pinkie raised off the glass.
3. Glasses should rest a safe distance from the table's edge, usually about 2 inches at least.
4. No pointing at anyone - this is just plain rude.
5. Empty glasses should be replaced immediately by a new beverage.
6. Vessels which are non-conducive to downing i.e. bottles must be replaced with glasses.
7. Every person must keep a copy of their rules on an A4 sheet at all times
8. Nobody shall refer to another by their first name, only by surnames, nicknames or by "oi, you" etc.
9. The toilet-master must be asked permission whenever a person needs to go to the john. He'll almost always grant it.
10. The thumb-master can at any point place their thumb on the drinking surface. Everybody else must follow suit, until there is one person who hasn't.
11. The pose-master is similar to the thumb-master, however others must follow suit when they strike a pose (could be anything from a frown to an impression of Michaelangelo's David) until one person hasn't.
12. Weights-and-measures master determines forfeits for rule-breaking individuals.
Failure to comply with rules 2, 3 or 6 results in the downing of the rule-breaker's current drink. Failure to comply with rules 1, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10, and 11 results in a forfeit determined by the weights-and-measures master.
At the end of the night, everybody in the party must make a paper plane out of their copy of the rules. Then everybody will take it in turns to throw their plane. The owner of the plane which travels least furthest must undergo a major forfeit, decided by the weights-and-measures master. So too must people who have lost their rules.
1. The word "Drink" and any of its derivatives such as "Drank" or "Drinking" etc, may not be used.
2. Glasses should be held with the off-hand (left hand for a right-hander) with the pinkie raised off the glass.
3. Glasses should rest a safe distance from the table's edge, usually about 2 inches at least.
4. No pointing at anyone - this is just plain rude.
5. Empty glasses should be replaced immediately by a new beverage.
6. Vessels which are non-conducive to downing i.e. bottles must be replaced with glasses.
7. Every person must keep a copy of their rules on an A4 sheet at all times
8. Nobody shall refer to another by their first name, only by surnames, nicknames or by "oi, you" etc.
9. The toilet-master must be asked permission whenever a person needs to go to the john. He'll almost always grant it.
10. The thumb-master can at any point place their thumb on the drinking surface. Everybody else must follow suit, until there is one person who hasn't.
11. The pose-master is similar to the thumb-master, however others must follow suit when they strike a pose (could be anything from a frown to an impression of Michaelangelo's David) until one person hasn't.
12. Weights-and-measures master determines forfeits for rule-breaking individuals.
Failure to comply with rules 2, 3 or 6 results in the downing of the rule-breaker's current drink. Failure to comply with rules 1, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10, and 11 results in a forfeit determined by the weights-and-measures master.
At the end of the night, everybody in the party must make a paper plane out of their copy of the rules. Then everybody will take it in turns to throw their plane. The owner of the plane which travels least furthest must undergo a major forfeit, decided by the weights-and-measures master. So too must people who have lost their rules.
"Smith, have I just seen you swigging that bottle of bud with your right hand? Get it downed."
"How many beverages have you imbibed tonight, Johnson?"
"How many beverages have you imbibed tonight, Johnson?"
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The Eastern half of Europe, as the name states, which contains about half of the European countries. Not to be mistaken with Western Europe.
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Get the edro mug.Very sexy girls that originate from Eastern Europe, mainly from Russia, Bulgaria, Romania, Croatia, Ukraine, Latvia and so on. They are known for their very sexy and slender bodies and most have natural blonde hair with blue eyes. Their thin bodies show that some could be anorexic and some Eastern European girls are fat but this is very uncommon in that part of the world. Most prostitutes come from Eastern Europe. They are the most beautiful women in the world and most speak English with a very sexy accent.
Unfortunately there would be a few that would steal your money after marrying you and would run away after the 3rd day of marriage. Eastern European girls like to live in english speaking countries; especially England, America and Canada.
On the plus side, they are very friendly and they love black and asian guys. They don't eat fast food and put American girls to shame in beauty contests. Some Eastern European girls can also be quite lazy and some don't work at all. You don't have to visit Eastern Europe to see them, just travel to London or New York and they will be there.
Unfortunately there would be a few that would steal your money after marrying you and would run away after the 3rd day of marriage. Eastern European girls like to live in english speaking countries; especially England, America and Canada.
On the plus side, they are very friendly and they love black and asian guys. They don't eat fast food and put American girls to shame in beauty contests. Some Eastern European girls can also be quite lazy and some don't work at all. You don't have to visit Eastern Europe to see them, just travel to London or New York and they will be there.
Adam: Hey Joe check out this picture of my new girlfriend and she's from Russia.
Joe: WOW, shes fucking hot!
Adam: Yeah, Eastern European girls are so beautiful.
Joe: WOW, shes fucking hot!
Adam: Yeah, Eastern European girls are so beautiful.
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