Earworm

(N.) A terrible song usually made by a terrible artist that despite it's awfulness, seems to be catchy enough to get stuck in your head until the point you can't get it out. You soon start to hum it all the time, even if you don't like it and may even eventually get used to it. Earworms usually last anywhere between 2 to 6 weeks (based on how often the song plays) and occur about every other month.

Examples: Britney Spears: "Toxic", J-Ho: "Jenny From The Block", and any Justin Timberlake song after 2002.

Hey Ya isn't an Earworm. It's just a damn catchy song! Toxic, now that's an Earworm! Despite Britney's terrible singing voice, the hot, secret-agent like beat will turn it into an Earworm.

by G-Union February 2, 2004

earhole

Euphemism for "arsehole"

That bloke is a complete earhole.

by Lotaresco March 21, 2008

Earmuff

A deaf lesbian

Tina: Hey chika, lookin pretty fine!
Stacy: (silence)
Tina: Cmon! Whats wrong?
Jill: Don't worry Tina, she's just an Earmuff

by Rostra Maximus April 5, 2011

earhole sex

Earhole sex is a fetish used by people whom enjoy rough sex. The male shoves or gently rubs the ear of the other sexual partner or parners until he cums.

Me and Jared tried earhole sex for the first time last night, it was amazing.

by Grace Kempsy April 11, 2014

earotica

Being sexually attracted to ears. An ear fetish.

Guy1: Hey did you hear Paul is into earotica
Guy2: Wow, explains that folder full of ears on his desktop.

by @TheLegendofKyle July 17, 2012

Slippery Earlobe

The act of having sex with the woman on top and she squirts on you aiding for lubrication and stimulation.

"Can you make it squirt?"
"Yeah I can make it real wet."
"Good i'll give you the ol' slippery earlobe."

by BigWillie420 September 30, 2011

Eamon

Eamon Doyle (September 19, 1984), professionally known as Eamon, is an American pop and R&B singer and songwriter. He is best known for his hit single, "Fuck It (I Don't Want You Back)". Eamon was born in Staten Island, New York. His father was a member of a doo wop group. He began singing at the age of nine, and at the age of fifteen he caught the attention of songwriter/producer Milk Dee who had worked with musicians such as MC Lyte, Janet Jackson, and Mary J. Blige. Dee and his co-producer Mark Passy helped refine Eamon's sound. Eamon was eventually signed to Jive Records. Eamon's debut single, "Fuck It (I Don't Want You Back)" immediately caught the attention of urban, rhythmic, and pop radio stations when it was released in the U.S. in late 2003 due to its stripped down production and un-edited profanities about an ex-lover who was two-timing the singer. Jive fast tracked the release of a music video for the song and commissioned an album for release in early 2004. The single reached the top 20 of the U.S. Billboard Hot 100, and the popularity of the song helped his album, I Don't Want You Back, debut in the top 10 of the U.S. Billboard 200. The success of the song prompted Jive to release the song internationally where it reached number-one in the UK, Australia, New Zealand, the Netherlands and Sweden. In Italy his single was such a big hit that he sang an Italian version, called "Solo".

The success of the single and the controversial nature of its lyrics prompted production of an answer single, "F.U.R.B. (Fuck You Right Back)", by unknown female singer Frankee who had claimed to be Eamon's ex-girlfriend (which Eamon denied).1 The song also earned Eamon a Guinness World Record for "the most expletives in a #1 song".

After the success of "Fuck It", Eamon released a second single, "I Love Them Ho's (Ho-Wop)". However it did not perform well on the charts.

His new album is entitled Love & Pain and has received warm reviews in the U.S. and abroad with the release of his new single entitled "How Could You (Bring Him Home)" in November 2006. Leave him alone, H8ERS!

Eamon sings da truth.

by Sman44 April 19, 2007