Dylan

Dylan: A real gentlemen. Usually very talented kinds, tall, good looking, and can play up to 6 different types of instruments. He can play drums epically, and even though he says he doesn't, he has a very nice voice. He's one of the most amazing people you would ever meet on the face of this earth. He's nice, treats girls with respect that they deserve, and has a good reputation to being a good boyfriend. He can make you feel better by just saying hello to you, and is always there when most needed. He can be your best friend, and the best thing that can ever happen to you. He's a Dylan. There are no other words to some up how amazing he is.

Wow, he's the most amazing person I ever met! He must be a Dylan

by MadzLL December 6, 2010

Wet Dylan

First conceived by the Renaissance painter and philanthropist Dylan L'Goulange, a wet Dylan begins when someone eats a large, predominately corn-filled burrito. After consuming the burrito, the "Dylan" must approach an elderly stranger on the street, preferably one with disabilities. After convincing the stranger to lay on their back by promising them free hard candy, the Dylan must insert a funnel into the victims mouth. The assailant should then tear a hole in the back of their pants and sit on the funnel, whilst screaming "Wu Tang Clan" aint nuthin to fuck wit", and begin releasing explosive diarrhea into the victims mouth. The elderly victim must then be helped to their feet and promptly punched in the stomach until they release the diarrhea.

The victim should then be invited to Applebees© for a reasonably priced meal, and then dickslapped by a group of homeless men drinking Mad Dog 20/20 Electric Melon flavor.

Guy: "Did you hear what happened to Scott's Grandma?"
Other Guy: "No, but I heard she went to Applebees the other day, so she can't be doing that bad."
Guy: "She got Wet Dylaned man, the Applebees part was just so she could get dickslapped by a bunch of homeless guys."
Other Guy: "At least she got an affordably priced, fresh and delicious meal out of it."
Guy: "Are you fucking serious? She got diarrhea raped and dickslapped by a bunch of homeless guys."
Other Guy: "Yeah but, Applebees has such wonderful appetizers and their burgers are delicious."

by Corbin Omega February 25, 2011

Dylanie

A beautiful amazing girl who loves everyone and is kind. She is funny caring and is as graceful as a flower.

I wish I was dylanie

by bekah01 May 28, 2011

dylan

he is a very sexy guy he treats u with respect and he is amazing in bed he also loves spending time with u no matter where u are .

i love dylan

yah he is amazing

by mypussywet... January 13, 2019

Dyland

A place where people named Dylan go when they aren't paying attention. It's their "happy place!"

"Dylan?...........DYLAN??"
"...........yeah?"
"Were you just in Dyland?"

by stinaa October 11, 2009

dylan jones

One of the nicest guys you will ever meet
He is incredable hot and is really good in bed

i wish i had a guy like dylan jones

by caitlyn abercrombie December 18, 2011

Dleague

Someone not up to the standards of yourself. Someone who looks up to your skills and abilities.

"Who won that game?"
"Me... are you kidding, Lloyd is dleague."

by Rich and Justin August 23, 2007