Rum dummy

(Noun)1. A person who through their own stupidity, has the the same mental capacity as someone intoxicated on rum. 2. Intoxicated on rum, immediately prior to unconsciousness. Background: 1500-1700's Pirates becoming severely intoxicated on rum.

Oh my, looks like we got another Rum dummy on our hands, slurring her speech and pukking between words. Someone go hide the rum.

by Reginald Nethanial Hawthorne Jackson III January 17, 2005

crash test dummy

Someone who is mentally and physically usless, stupid, clumsy and generally a dumb ass or imbecile is know as a crash test dummy.

Look at will falling down the steps. God he is such a stupid ass crash test dummy.

by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015

dummy-in-a-can

A derogatory term for a person of Dominican decent.

That guy's nothing more than a dummy-in-a-can.

by CorruptionDee May 6, 2003

dummies

Something you "get" when someone says or does something stupid. When someone does something stupid, someone can say, "let me get my dummies" and shove their head. However, when someone does skmething stupid, they can say "no dummies" and people cannot get their dummies. If someone calls dummies, they can also call "worldwide" where everyone can get their dummies on the person who did something stupid. As with "no dummies" the person who did something stupid can call "no worldwide" so only the first person to call dummies can "get their dummies."

George: Are humans the same thing as people?
Tom: Let me get my dummies, worldwide!
(everyone comes and pushes George in the head)

Sam wears jeans to baseball practice without knowing it. He realizes his mistake and says "no dummies"

Teacher: If x=1, what is the value of x?
John: the coefficient of y to the power of 6
Herbert: let me get my dummies!
John : No worldwide
(Herbert gets his dummies on John, but no one else can)

by airham April 30, 2008

dummin'

to act stupid , wild , crazy. Basically going insane usually during dancing (crump dancing) in a positive way !!!

Misha: Go Zane, go Zane! Yo he's is killin' it right now!

Mika: Fa sho, he dummin' it with them moves.

by Lil Lori June 11, 2006

dummy thicc thanos

hrrngh i'm trying to dust everyone, but the dummy thicc clap of my infinity stones kept alerting the avengers

Have you seen dummy thicc thanos?

Yeah, boi has mad cheeks.

by egg.carton October 16, 2019

gregs dummy

a cheap sausage roll given to babies by teenage mothers to shut them up while in the pram

get that gregs dummy in yer gob and stop crying

by vinnny August 18, 2006