Draft dodger

A person who refuses to go to war when he is being called.

Draft dodging is punishable by several years in jail plus heavy fines.

by AYB March 28, 2003

dude where's my car?

One of the shibbiest movies ever. Has a lot of really awsome jokes.

1. "dude where's my car?" "where's ur car dude?"
2. "just the chicken, rice, soup, and cookies" "and then?" "no, no and then!" ect..
3. "shibby!"

by KelseyisGir July 16, 2009

Dodged a Bullet

When you end a relationship with someone whom you didn't knock up.

I dodged a bullet by not knocking up my ex.

by shyguy88 October 30, 2022

kool aid dude

A fat loud white guy who acts black. He only acts black infront of his black friends

Dannys such a kool aid dude in front of Jamal.

by Kool Aid Dude November 10, 2015

can it dude

When you cancel plans. Another way to say "leave it dude"

Harman said "can it dude" when he no longer wanted to go to the movies

by Pom pom July 19, 2016

dude man

the dude man is a human who lives fearlessly and does what he or she feels is right. the dude man accepts people of all likes, dislikes, races, religions, genders, and sexualities. this variety of human moves in on crowded subways, says "excuse me", and will always put the blinker on when driving. the dude man will offer you his/her umbrella in the rain.

the hobbies of the dude man include hanging with friends and family, having sex, drinking, and smoking pot. however he or she uses condoms at all times, does not drink and cry for attention, and will always pass the bowl. this type of human lives in all of us.

when humanity realizes this, there will be no more war, crime, misery, selfishness, stealing, or cheating.
there will only be peace and love.

When we all find our inner dude man, the world will be awesome and traffic won't be so miserable.

by rokkii k April 9, 2011

dodge

something that just is not right

duude that chicks face is dodge

id watch out for that chiken roll food here is dodge

by addicted92 December 2, 2010