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Papa Dough 

The sexiest, most reasonable, logical, irresistable man this world has ever, and will ever see.
I just can't seem to stop thinking about Papa Dough.
Papa Dough by A guy =] October 15, 2010

dick doughnut 

A dick doughnut is an apparatus that prevents extremely long and large penises from deep penetration during sexual intercourse. Deep penetration can cause hemorrhaging, cervical cancer, uterine ruptures and deformed children.

A dick doughnut was designed to protect the lady and to give the gentleman a "balls deep" feeling. When a man wears a dick doughnut, he is able to pound away at his partner's vagina without having to hear comments like "ouch", "too deep", and "don't thrust to far."

Dick doughnuts can be purchased at sex toy shops all over the country. Interestingly enough, an inflatable dick doughnut is available for women who are always on the go and would like to keep one in her purse at all times.

The average purchasers of dick doughnuts are usually petite women, Asian women, and young 18 year olds girls who enjoy having sex with men in their upper 30's who just so happen to have extremely long and large penises.

A new version is expected and will come equipped with a clitoral stimulator on one end with a testicular tickler on the other.
My gf told me that my dick is too long and she told me to wear a dick doughnut so I won't hurt her.

DP Dough 

A food delivery place that makes the most freaking delicious calzones ever. Is used often by college kids late at night, both stoned and nonstoned.
College guy 1: Man, it's 3 am, that Judd Apatow marathon went longer than I thought it would, I'm starved
college guy 2: let's get DP Dough
college guy 1: yeah, but I don't want any marinara sauce
college guy 2: are you high?
DP Dough by BobRobert August 1, 2008

Doughnuts 

To spin a vehicle in a 360 degree circle on some ones property
I stole a golf cart and did some doughnuts on that mother fuckers lawn.
Doughnuts by K shizzat April 24, 2006

Doughnut Challenge 

The game where someone puts his erect penis through a doughnut hole with the goal of putting as many doughnuts on his penis as possible.
Come over, Joe is doing the doughnut challenge.

Joe- Yeah I got up to four on the doughnut challenge.
Jim- Weak sauce.

doughnut hole 

a spherical ball of dough that generally tastes very yummy. though it is neither a doughnut nor a hole, it is, in our opinion, the yummiest of all breakfast foods. fat kid paradise if you will. that you should definately go to the store and spend $3 for a box of.
BOB: dude lets go to the store and buy some doughnut holes.

FRED: man, why are they called doughnut holes? they are neither holes nor doughnuts..

BOB: nobody knows, but who cares. they're really good!