douche box

an area containing 3 or more douche bags thus making it a douche box

so we went to that kegger last night and i swear there was a douche box in every corner of the room

by iamthedylanator June 15, 2011

Douchebag

Kanye West.

He's a fucking douchebag.

by Entracte September 14, 2009

Douchebagaknight

A person who serves and protects the douchebaganism faith/religion.

I crown your sir. Douchebagaknight. Lead the douchebags to victory.

by Cory G. B April 2, 2008

Mr. Douchebag

You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
Hey Mr. Douche Bag, why's your ego so massive?
You know it's 2 AM and it's dark outside. You don't need those s-s-ssunglasses.
Yeah we all remember that hot chic you hooked up with once
Because you went on to brag about it for months and months.
Yeah we all get that you think it's impressive
But ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing.
Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age,
Telling all your douche bag friends that you "still got game."
Dear Mr. Douche Bag. We all agree that you are a dumb-ass. Why can't you see that?
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
Dear Mr. Douche Bag do you find it necessary to shout into your Bluetooth
Or boast about high school rugby
"And I would have went pro if it weren't for my bum knee"

Hey Mr. Douchebag, we all agree that , YOU are a DUMBASS, why can't you SEE that?

by Ebic_Duk June 24, 2022

douchebag

You know you've found one when you would rather rub Purell in your eyes than speak to him/her.

"My ex called off our engagement after I told him I would not agree to an 'open relationship'. He is such a douchebag."

by gelibean June 15, 2008

Douchebagel

Similar to douchebag but to a much greater extent as it suggests that the diameter of the aperture or sphincter through which the "douche nozzle" would pass is roughly the equivalent of a typical New York style bagel.

Yes, that midget is a douchebag but the dude who stabbed me is a douchebagel.

by Bootie Barker March 28, 2008

douchebag-flag

The tattoo-printed and often rhinestone-bedazzled clothes that douchebags wear. Most often it is t-shirts but it can be almost anything. These clothes make weeding through the douchebags in public much less challenging. Thankfully, douchebag has already been well-defined on urban dictionary :)

Ed Hardy is soooo played out but I kinda like it because it's a great douchebag-flag.

by GcupBitch June 2, 2011