The guy on the other side of the bar giving creepy looks at the girls you are sitting with. Usually he will mistake your talking about him as being interested. This person may delusionally follow women to the restroom and wait for them to come out. He will probably run to the bartender whining like a little kid when he gets totally C-Blocked when you protect your friend by waiting with him.
Geneva says: Why does that guy keep staring at me?? He's got creepy eyes!
Tony says: Because he's a douche bag!
A little later..
Tony says: That douche bag just followed Geneva to the bathroom.
Lynn says: Go over there quick!
Tony says: Because he's a douche bag!
A little later..
Tony says: That douche bag just followed Geneva to the bathroom.
Lynn says: Go over there quick!
by caponet1 April 28, 2007
(adjective) One of the ultimate put downs. Normally used to refer to someone who is a complete idiot or retard and has shown said trait in some sort of stupid/ retarded act.
pronunciation should be used with pauses e.g "what *pause* a douche bag"
pronunciation should be used with pauses e.g "what *pause* a douche bag"
by Duncsway May 02, 2007
by Baldassare Cossa May 02, 2009
That guy who does obnoxious covers of Disney songs and plays guitar when everyone else just wants to chill.
Harry: In the real world, I'm what people call a douche bag. I'm like Jesse McCartney. I'm like....Jesse McCartney's douche.
by MoonshoesPotter234 April 23, 2011
by ima gayfish September 21, 2009
by worst nightmare1990 August 08, 2012
If you live at home, still wear Abercrombie wing man shirts and M. Brady is your first initial and last name, you might be a douche bag
by Lexus24000 August 01, 2010