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Phantom dooker

A larger poo teasing your pants by poking in and out of your anus almost touching cotton but dashing back in the second its presence is felt leaving nothing but its rancid odor left from is warm depths, where it can cling to all fabrics and smell for about 2 severe minutes.
Usually the preamble to a very large poo mostly within an hour.
If missed can lead to constipation.
Danny: man those tacos, cheetos, munchos with a coke...and a lot of water was good.
Jeff: yeah man
Danny: yeah wow i think i pooped my pants
Jeff: o man whats that nasty smell
Danny: i dont know man gimme a napikin
Jeff: ok
Dannt: naa dude it was just the Phantom Dooker
Jeff: o dang we need to get you to a hospital soon; th Pootrain will pull into Pants Station
by DMAC4 April 19, 2009
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Super-Dooper High-Five Sunday

The third and most epic of all the high-five days, reminencent of The return of the Jedi and Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles 3, when those crazy turtles go back in time. It has a solid ring to it, and is intended to rally the spirit of severely fatigued concert-goers!
Alewishes: "Hey Ralph, what day is it????"
Ralph: "I don't know man, High-Five Friday."
Alewishes: "Naw, man."
Ralph: "uhhhhh, Super High-Five Saturday."
Alewishes: "Nope, don't think so????"
Together: "Super-dooper high-five sunday" *Slap hands YESSSSSSSSS!!!
by Ralph Steadman July 16, 2006
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SS Doomtrooper

A SyFy channel original movie. Everyone knows what a B movie is. SS Doomtrooper is a damn Z movie. It fucking blows something terrible! This abomination was aired in year of our lord 2006. The acting and special effects will make you want to punch yourself in the junk.

The plot of the movie is simple. Some whack job Nazi scientist is trying to make a super soldier that will win the war for Germany. He creates this wonder weapon by throwing a soldier in a radiation chamber. The result is a shitty cgi, blue copy of the hulk. The mutation also made the doomtrooper sprout a gun out its arm and gave him a big pair of pants. Anyway, the rest of the movie revolves around some US paratroopers who are also criminals(clearly a partial rip off of the dirty dozen) dropping in in broad daylight and trying to stop this atari animated creep. The movie does a god awful job of portraying ww2 equipment. The Germans speak their native tounge as well as English to one another. Notable scenes include an American sniper making a crack shot from an arms length away and some limey fuck getting shot about 2,000 times by half the German army. The ending is a piece of shit that Im not even going to write on here.

If you feel like wasting a little over an hour of your life, watch this sorry excuse for a movie. Half the time you wont know if you should piss yourself laughing or say, "what the fuck!"
I felt like losing 89 minutes of my life so I watched SS Doomtrooper on SyFy channel.
by pat790 December 4, 2010
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Doomerosity

A scale used in the peak oil peaknik community to relate the level of global impact an individual expects from the peak in global oil production.

Ranges from 0 (peak oil is just a big hoax) to 6 (welcome to the stone age). 3 is a global catastrophe from which modern society will eventually recover.
My doomerosity is currently at 2, maybe 3. I used to be more of a doomer but that was just my apocophile tendencies getting the better of me.
by Jaymax September 26, 2005
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doomerblobby

A relative that you REALLY do not want to admit you are related to.
Uncle Frank the crack addict is the doomerblobby of the family.
by PlaidCat August 26, 2010
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hooger dooger

A very robust woman who takes up a fair amount of space. Depending on the severity of the doogerin she may posses her own gravitational field
I can't believe you actually slept with that hooger dooger, she weighs more than my car.
by JustForYouButters April 24, 2015
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doober

n. a dumb or idiotic person, someone who is completely out of touch, an utter dork
"Man that guy with the razor scooter and snowboard goggles for sunglasses is a doober
by La Tigra April 18, 2004
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