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i-doser

Songs that involve a white noise with beeping freequencies that change your mood depending on which one you do it for. It's effective most if you're laying down with no lights and no sounds other than the iDoser. Certain songs cause others to trip while some may not affect you, it depends. You just have to find your right song. It's basically a free and legal drug.
I'm tripping off those i-dosers, yo.
by john shepherd May 28, 2007
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desert rain

When you ejaculate onto a woman's (or man's) face and proceed to throw sand at them so it sticks to their head.
Bitch wouldn't swallow, so I gave her a little desert rain.
by desertrain August 4, 2008
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desert eagle

Among the most powerful handguns ever made, this gun was made famous by its appearance in many films and computer games. Useful for blowing people's heads into mush.
Eat .50 AE round, zombie scum!
by Snake January 16, 2005
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desert

n, Usually a place that lacks any type of hospitable environment. Usually, these places are dry and extremely hot, lacking humidity. At night, these places are dry and extremely cold, but still lacking humidity. If found in one without the proper equipment for survival, one should probably contemplate their creator or suicide.

When mentioning the word "desert," only a smacktard thinks of a gun first.
The Sahara Desert
The Gobi Desert
The Barren Desert of the ugly chick's vagina.
by bAc0Nb0Y March 13, 2005
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Desert ass

That uncomfortable, dry, itchy, sandpapery feeling crust on the inside of your butt cheek after you take a huge dump.

Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.
by dino spahhmonie March 12, 2008
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desert theory

a theory of punishment that is retributive in nature and involves giving out a punishment that the offender deserves, without considering other factors, such as rehabilitation.

Also known as 'just deserts.'
Judge Tough does not believe in rehabilitation -- he only subscribes to the desert theory of punishment.
by JustDeserts November 26, 2010
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Desert Cock

When one does not have sexual contact with a vagina for over 7 days.
Yo bro, I haven't seen my GF in like a week or two, I got massive desert cock.
by J Chasky July 25, 2006
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