Dingers

The act of being confused and having no idea what is going on

Commonly seen when you awaken from a long nap

Mate, after last night at the pub I was in the dingers when I woke up

by Heironimo March 31, 2025

Dingering

Preface: the subject must have chosen to have dicks for fingers

When you finger someone with dick fingers.

Pete chose to have dicks for fingers so he went out on Saturday night and Dingered Sarah on the dance floor. Sarah was rapt.

OR

Pete the Porn Star, chose to up his porn star game, by having his fingers replaced with dicks. That then allowed him to wear his Spiderman costume, go ahead with Dingering Jane, and live out his dreams of a full spidey web.

by Dinger Jane March 6, 2020

duval dinger

when you go to Falcon's Nest on Amelia Island, order the nacho plate, eat all of it, and then scoop up all the leftover topics and monch

guy one: hey, there's no more chips left
guy two: you know what time it is!
guy one and guy two, simultaneously: duval dinger!

by fortniteslurpjuice December 24, 2022

Dinger

When you hit a Home run in baseball you say it is a Dinger if it was amazing

Oh man what a Dinger!

by Wasupbro10 December 13, 2019

dinger hoe

A women who eats and sleeps on her husbands dinger "penis". This also varies from country to county. In china the men tend beat the meat till fishy is satisfied. But in Australia this is typically done with vegemite.

That dang dinger hoe stole my dang stole my twelve pack and took my damn cigarettes!

by chastilla January 21, 2019

Dingers

Referring to a couple pounds of chicken wings that are ready to be mucked by a mutant of a fella.

“Hey you fucking peasant, are you ready to go filter some dingers through your mutant boiler?”

by Dust Mitt October 1, 2018

dinger

I stolen motor vehicle typically driven around by criminals.

Ay Zimmer, look at this new dinger g

by kanjag April 23, 2020