getting a bitch to slob on your knob.
Usually during a severe dryspell when a slob on your knob is essential to your health.
Usually during a severe dryspell when a slob on your knob is essential to your health.
by JBeck November 16, 2007
by Wantsomefuck? December 30, 2016
Doing the "j-diddles" means a person is drooling over the sight of a huge man arse,
while at the same time emitting a high pitched drone that resembles the sound of hitting a baby with a bag of cats.
while at the same time emitting a high pitched drone that resembles the sound of hitting a baby with a bag of cats.
Jeff: Hey does it sound like someone is in the middle of a j-diddles ?
Vinny: Ya , theres a mouldy twat over there salivating at sumo wrestling diaper bloopers.
Jeff: Ahhhh flip it down ! thats mank !
Vinny: Ya , theres a mouldy twat over there salivating at sumo wrestling diaper bloopers.
Jeff: Ahhhh flip it down ! thats mank !
by Longdong Von Hugenrod May 15, 2009
A stupid fucker who eats pussy and is a fuck boy. He might be your crush but he has a shrimp dick and a black ass face which looks like my shadow.
Ja'Rontae is my diddle stick because he fucked with my friend and my best friend at the same time, but I love him.
by Mango and Pineapple June 13, 2017
Person A "Man I hate those make money fast pop ups."
Person B "Yeah for real, they are so Diddle Tatter."
Person B "Yeah for real, they are so Diddle Tatter."
by gingerstick29 March 08, 2011
When in the middle of the day you want to take a couple hours between just you and your computer... or imagination, and diddle youself. Middle of the day, diddle away.
by Oscar VVilde February 03, 2012