Cuddlemuffer

someone who incessantly flirts physically with those of the same or opposite sex, yet doesn't realize they are being overly touchy.

Sean was called out as a cuddlemuffer when he wouldn't stop blowing in Giuliana's ear.

by pookle13 April 25, 2010

cuddlesome

Adj. Having attributes that would make you want to cuddle; warm; humane

My boyfriend is so cuddlesome, we spent all of Sunday in bed.

by 2xEntendre April 6, 2015

Urinal Cuddler

noun: a person who takes the urinal next to you when thiers multiple urinals to choose from.

Person 1: Dude, theres alot of urinal cuddlers in that bathroom

Person 2: I betta watch myself!

by Young brendan/brandon February 23, 2009

hard cuddle

The action of cuddling before approaching sexual intercourse for the male to get an erection.

Give me a hard cuddle before we make sweet, sweet sexual intercourse on your grandmothers porch.

by liljurd December 7, 2014

cuddlesexual

A cuddlesexual is someone who prefers cuddling over sexual acts. This person may or may not cuddle with the opposite and/or same sex. This person may or may not be hyposexual or hypersexual.

"I cuddle and then leave before he asks for sex."

"I am a cuddlesexual; I prefer to cuddle over all else."

by Sir William Edward Cuddle III February 26, 2011

Cuddle Season

The time between October and February where singles rush to find dates for those holiday parties, meeting family, new year's kiss and lastly Valentine's Day. Most of these will end in disaster.

"I was on tinder and this girl invited me to her parents on Christmas"

" it's cuddle season man, she probably doesn't want her parents asking why she's still single again."

by capnSOLO April 9, 2016

Cuddletrap

When you have shit to do but your kid wants you to snuggle them until they fall asleep and you end up passing out with them.

I would have cleaned the kitchen but I got cuddletrapped.

by Nerdenbirder October 2, 2016