your nans cheeks cause earthquakes

when your nan claps her cheeks they cause earthquakes on the moon

Human 1: your nans cheeks cause earthquakes
Human 2: I know

by cranekick May 24, 2020

Call the fire department cause my kitty on fire

Another variant of hot pussy

"Someone call the fire department cause my kitty on fire." Is what she said shortly after being diagnosed with gonorrhea.

by Zyklon_ March 4, 2022

Cruseiside

The act of killing yourself after watching a Tom Cruse movie.
The act of wanting to kill whoever liked Top Gun.

Valkyrie sucked, I'm contemplating cruseiside.

by Alex Dauby February 18, 2009

Video games cause violence

Something that some parents say while they let their kid play video games for 15 hours a day.

Karen: Video games cause violence
Guy with a brain: Who do you think fault is it, you who let you kid play the game for 8 hours a day or the company.
Karen: NO ITS THE COMPANY

Guy with a brain: I won't even try right.

by Random guy 54678 November 20, 2020

cluser

noun, derogatory. Conflation of clueless user.
Coined spontaneously by me in conversation between me and a fellow cube dweller.

"Dude, sorry to be a clueless users, but could you update a page on the web-site for me?"
"Ha! Suffer cluser - your pitiful request has been added automatically to the bottom of my list to punish your impudence!"

by Stonyman March 1, 2005

"'Cause I'm Best!"

A small phrase said when replying to a question of stupidity.

A couple of friends are watching a scary movie and one of them farts really loud just for the fun of it.

Jack: "Jeez! Why the hell did you fart!?"

John: "'Cause I'm Best!"

by Gerber Baby January 13, 2008

lol you mad cause I'm stylin on you??

This is a phrase used in counter-strike or any type of PvP / FPS / RTS game. It is used to taunt your opponent when you have either landed an amazing head shot, double kill, or completely owned a bunch of noobs.

Term came to light on the well known tube video 'mad cause im stylin', where a rap battle took place and the guy who used the line got socked in the face.

Basically, it is used to anger your opponent and declare your dominance.

Noob: You, you're a hacker!
Noob: OMG HOW DID YOU GET ME THROUGH THE WALL LIKE THAT!!
Random guy: RAINDROPS!!!!
You: lol you mad cause I'm stylin on you??

by complexity 3D SK MIBR NiP April 15, 2007