Crumpet Bumper

A person who prefers to engage in sexual activities with an older woman

"Cory really seems to be into older women"
"Ya, he's a real crumpet bumper"

by AnAverageNormalEveryDayGuy March 20, 2024

crumpet burner

Someone who makes it their main purpose to ruin the fun for everyone else.

Look at that crumpet burner pop that kids balloon

by Toshir0z January 12, 2015

crumpet fucker

a slur of loft lotus because theyre fucking british and that embarrassing

oh my hod that crumpet fucker is being embarrassing

by token emo April 7, 2022

Crumpet

1)Sammyd
2) a person of little or no practical importance

That dumb fucking crumpet

by ThomasM65 December 31, 2019

Toasting the crumpets

The act of finger poppin another mans ass hole with the doors locked and the lights off

Aye! Are you in there toasting the crumpets with another man?

by Hans00 August 1, 2015

krinkle your crumpet

Masturbating underwater. Usually referring to underwater female-masturbation, but not exclusive to females.

Jane spent so long krinkling her crumpet in the bath her cunt was pruney.

Don't krinkle your crumpets in the bath! I have to take showers in that tub!!!

by lyla1315 February 3, 2015

Crumpet Snalls

a crumpet of snalls

it's a bunch of crumpet snalls

by Crumpet snallus April 30, 2021