captain crispy

The leader of people who just get a little too toasted all the time. Typically wook like.

Captain Crispy is always so fuckin high, he seems to be burnt out

by Autterbox January 18, 2017

Grilled or Crispy

Adjective. 1. To exhibit total and complete control over an otherwise insurmountable predicament. 2. To express defiance over a superior or opposing faction.

1. Example: Don't worry bout it, it's all good, it's grilled or crispy.

2.Example: Why you be all up on mah face, it's grilled or crispy!

by Kisha Williams September 18, 2007

crunchy munchy crispy chippy crisp cronch

The british way of saying chip

Oi mate these americans call our crunchy munchy crispy chippy crisp cronch's chips? Weird

by ANOTHER PERSON ON THE INTERNET November 2, 2021

crispy cream

A glazed face as the result of rubbing it all over a wet pussy.

Alternately, when a woman sits on you and rubs her pussy all over your face.

---YUM---

"Baby I love it when you grind on my face, now come kiss my crispy cream"

by davidhume2000 January 4, 2009

Crispy

Fresh, cool. The shit, sick. Awesome.

Dang girl, those kicks are crispy!

by Femalefuckingjesus April 26, 2013

Crispy

adjective - Something of good quality/worth; denotes a generally good thing; tasty/fragrant - generally appealing to the senses. (antonym - crunchy)

Ah that's well crispy; I've got a crispy story for you; Anyone want some crispy cake? Mate I smashed some bare crispy box last night (see also 'bare' and 'smash some box')

by Chri and Ste December 29, 2007

Crispyness

The attitutde of being adventurous and up for new things. A riotous spree in conquest for fun. A level of crispyness can be obtained by unquestioningly joining your friends in causing mischief and shenaniganry. Unruly behaviour for the enjoyment of enveryone involved is often part of crispyness.

Polly, where is your crispyness, stop lying on the bed when I've got a bottle of Kahlua and we're going to the best party of the year!

by Dr-P November 2, 2010