Crisp

Military dress down uniform worn for clubbing. Normally used to attend low class functions frequented by mollusks, bog mummies, and scallawags. The uniform generally consists of dark blue euro trash skinny jeans, a bright peacock colored shirt, and black polished box toe dress shoes.

Luke changed into his crisps, walked down to the hotel lobby to meet the other fellas for a pregame drink that the bar.

by heatrock007 January 21, 2015

crisp

saying crisp is like saying cool, swag, dope, fire, hard

person 1: “look at my new pants!”
person 2: “oh they’re so crisp!”
person 1: “thanks man”

by anonymous December 11, 2020

Crisping

Lighting up; smoking that flaka

I was definitely crisping when I coined this term

by Puzzle guzzle February 1, 2021

zac crisp

bellend

Person 1: have you seen zac crisp
Person 2: thankfully not what a prat

by henry_clifton April 21, 2023

Crisp Shit

A crisp shit is just another word for a fart. A fart can only be a crisp shit if it is loud and dry.

Damn dude that was a crisp shit!

by Crisp Shit February 22, 2023

Crisp

Crisp deriving from Crispy or Crispé in Latin is a word used to describe a refreshing situation or experiencing something good

For example a person finds a ten sheet in a pair of jeans they haven’t worn in weeks “ah crisp, I’ve just found a tenner in my jeans mate”

Another example, “this your new car? That’s fucking crisp mate!”

An absolute 10/10 with an incredible amount of curvature, ass and babylons walks past “maaaaaate she was criiiiisp!”

by The Chairman Geoff Bentley February 7, 2020

Crisp

A person who exhibits anti-social behaviour which affects others in a negative manner.

Sha, that did u check that oke pull Pete's rods down during assembly? What a crisp!

by mikelowrie February 12, 2010