cranston jaw breaker

when your girl lays on her back and you proceed to drop your nuts in her mouth.

Dammmm kidd this bitch was madd cranstonn last nightt, she made me give her the cranston jaw breaker.

by the cranston idiot August 16, 2010

crack pipe cramps

Cramps caused by to much pipe smoking, usualy effecting the lips and eyes. Often mistaken for blowers cramp
simptums include, purked out lips still in the pipe sucking position and crossed eyes that are still focused about 3-5 inches past the nose(where the lighter would be). May also cause some slurred speach.

"Dude what's wrong with your face, your Crack Pipe Cramps are so bad you can't even look straight.

by TCW00dy March 17, 2004

cranus

A well lifted piece of arse, angled for an anal interuption.

Vincent says to Danny "I have to say, I just love the way you did the cranus last nite, it got me all turned on"

by TKLEE October 1, 2006

crankster

when a gangsta does alot of crank or meth, crankster. from the words "crank" and "gangster". when he settrips well he's gacked.

when he does crank he settrips, damm crankster.

by S. 22nd street October 20, 2006

Crans

a coloring utensil that is like a crayon but madd more cooler.

Damn, your box of Crans is off the hook. Your Crans box is mad cool, but your crayon is a piece of shit.

by Monkey 2123 January 18, 2008

Ghost Cramps

The cramps you get from your period that are either before or after you are actually on your cycle therefore caused by "ghosts"

"Oh i have the worst cramps"
"Are you on your period?"
"No thats why they're so weird!"
"You must have Ghost cramps!"
"Oh, thanks for the clarification!"

Most people that get these are females on account of the fact that only women get periods.

by crampssuck February 17, 2013

crapsplash

The splash of water that you get on your ass after taking an oversized dump.

Jeez I just got crapsplashed all over my left bum cheek!

by Nazlucas April 22, 2006