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Amish crockpot

The act of eating an Amish woman out but throwing up when tasting and smelling how disgusting her pussy is, then proceeding to sew her pussy shut for a week. Then later come back and eat what’s been cooking for you.
I heard that Josh snuck into Elizabeth’s house and gave her an Amish crockpot
by Ewalkington1774 December 8, 2023
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Floridian Crockpot

The act of inserting your genitals, preferably a male, into a crocodile resulting in the separation of one's genitals from their body.
1: "Sir, how did you lose your penis?"
2: "I Uh..."
1: "Sir, you're going to have to tell me. We must know."
2: "I prefer a Floridian Crockpot behind Disney World."
by M1rc4t March 12, 2024
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Chicken in the crockpot

When you put your balls in someone's mouth as they either hang off the bed or are laying flat.
The other night my wife let me make chicken in the crockpot.
by Cherokeebuddy September 19, 2017
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Pop-a-Crackaluting

The greeting of a Blood greeting a fellow Blood and the greeting of a Crip greeting a fellow Crip.
What's Pop-a-Crackaluting
by The information gatherer November 28, 2019
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Chonies in a Crockpot

Chonies in a Crockpot; a compilation of holiday leftovers from the fridge used to make a meal until your next payday.
Looks like we’re doing leftovers until NYE.

After dinner Christmas dinners.

Mom grabs shit from the fridge to put together a meal , shit looks nasty, like Chonies in a Crockpot.
by Bruce Dollastor December 31, 2021
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Chili in a Crockpot

When you have diarrhea , say from chili, and you take your lover's feet in your hands and press then back until their vagina is in the air. You then proceed to put YOUR "Chili" in her "Crockpot" before making sweet sweet spicy love to "It".
Jimmy, gave his girl a Chili in a Crockpot until his pecker looked like a chocolate Banana!
by The Reverend Billy April 18, 2022
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South Pekin Crockpot

The South Pekin crockpot is when you cook up a big batch of Meth, then you hallucinate and mow down your entire family!
This morning I ran out of my stash, so I had to whip up a South Pekin Crockpot
by Midwest Cooker April 24, 2025
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