Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it’s not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all…
by Finliathon March 13, 2024
Get the Anal cordsmug. by cordelious August 27, 2022
Get the cord#0001mug. 
After a child is born in extremely rare cases the trimmed umbilical cord can over time, grow into a fully formed baby, a umbilical cord baby
The smiths were very surprised 2 weeks after their baby was born when the hospital called asking them to pick up their umbilical cord baby
by Joenny October 29, 2022
Get the Umbilical cord babymug. "Man, that was some scream coming from your room last night. What did you do to her?"
"Yeah. I yanked a little too hard on the ejector cord. She jumped so high I thought she was going to take the roof out like a cockpit canopy."
"Yeah. I yanked a little too hard on the ejector cord. She jumped so high I thought she was going to take the roof out like a cockpit canopy."
by walkin-dead November 24, 2011
Get the Ejector Cordmug. A respectful term among Custodians, for the person who has to go across the slippery wax stripper to plug the stripping machine into another socket.
by MR. Cleaner May 18, 2015
Get the Cord Boymug. The feeding tube connected to a baby from a meth addicted mother. These babies usually mean mug you when making eye contact due to withdrawals and should be avoided whenever possible
by Mexican guy from Wisconsin May 17, 2019
Get the Methbilical cordmug.