comburst

Comburst is an earlier form of combarst. It is still an accepted alternative for combarst, but it is not quite as popular.

for more info, please see: combarst

by BigGoofyGuy April 11, 2005

Combusting Fantard

A retarded fan of the crappy website Combusting Herpes, but to a more extreme length, in which they try to convince people who hate the site to spend more than 5 seconds on it and claim that the site is funny and provides social commentary followed by calling that person out on their supposed stupidity even though they are the ones making complete assess out of themselves.

They often claim that the person they're insulting is butthurt when they're actually more butthurt then the person they are insulting.

Sometimes they are similar to Twitards in the way that they act.

"Combusting Herpes is teh shit."
"No it isn't."
"Waaaaaaaa, Nathan doesn't like Combusting Herpes! Waaaaaaa!"
"Yeeesh - what a Combusting Fantard."

by MM132 January 6, 2013

Comfertacool

When your that perfect stage of drunk. Hence the comfera beginning, and you cool and good to go.

"Hey do you want another shot?" "Oh no thanks im comfertacool"

by Jayduhhh September 23, 2011

spontaneous combustion

Getting really mad all of a sudden and doing something regrettable. AKA flying off the handle.

Sometimes I feel this urge for spontaneous combustion, but then I try to think to myself, "how will this fix the situation" and "what if I hurt someone, or do something very regrettable." I try to do something else instead, like take a walk or maybe play some basketball or play Halo.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

Comfused

Meaning glued to the computer screen unable to escape. Com = computer: Fused = glued.

'Im so comfused right now.'
'Arent we all!!'

by SuperKamiGoku October 29, 2011

cogfuck

when a group of people tag someone in hundreds of random pictures on facebook. the name is derived from the original victim of the cogfuck- rob cog.

That bitch janine tried sticking up for rob after the cogfuck last night. We really cogfucked the hell out of him.

by the cogfucker April 5, 2010

spontanious combustion

My pre-teen daughter explained spontaneous combustion as:

a random and sudden outburst of laughter

Suffering from spontanious combustion usually stems from nervousness or excitement.

This girl in dentention was given almost 2 months because she went into a spontanious combustion situation.

by G's Spot December 28, 2005