coma nap

A nap lasting 3-5 hours where the person falls into a deep sleep and wakes up feeling they emerged from a coma.

Work drained me today. When I got home I coma napped and woke up to 6 missed calls and 17 texts.

by Trappstar11 May 18, 2016

beer coma

the heavy sleep after a night of drinking tons of alcohol where you cant be woken up for anything

i was supposed to meet my buddy this morning for a movie but i was in a beer coma

by angelofsecrets October 18, 2009

Coma Fogle

A sick and twisted old man from Ansonia, Connecticut that is a narcissist and preys on young vulnerable women.

Oh look! There goes Coma Fogle with his next victim to use and abuse, I'm sure he will beat on her too like he did with other women after doing a line of coke in his dusty room in a drug infested house.

by Coma Fogle August 27, 2023

Homer coma

An experience described as 4th dimensional

Stella! Crawl out that homer coma !

by Stacker gaffer March 9, 2017

tetris coma

To play tetris for so long that you go into a coma like state where you do nothing but breathe and play tetris.

Mom:"John went into a tetris coma this week."
Relative:"What's that?"
Mom:"He was playing tetris on his laptop for so long he wouldn't respond to anyone anymore and only played it."

by DareRiver October 19, 2010

wank coma

A state of complete exhaustion experienced by the male after a prolonged session of masturbation such as the one a person might indulge in after his internet connection is restored.

-He was found in is flat in a pool of his own spunk in a wank coma.

The emergency services donned their all over body condoms and gave him urgently needed medical attention.

by Skinner413 October 11, 2013

calorie coma

When you eat so much that you descend in a state of lethargy so smothering that you you are too tired to even change channels with the remote

I'll be here on the couch, I just had two triple cheeseburgers, I'm in a calorie coma

by Fatburgerwithcheese January 19, 2011