Collateral

Giving up something of value to you to prove that you give your word to the other person.

Person 1: Yo meet me downtown at 5pm!
Person 2: Alright man ill be there!
Person 1: Yo gimmie your ipod for collateral!

by xsaxisx October 5, 2006

Collaboration

An unnatural act practiced by nonconsenting adults.

Worker A: We have no common interests, we don't like each other, and it irritates us to work together. But we were told by management to engage in collaboration.

Worker B: What a waste of time.

by middle_manager September 26, 2009

collar tug

Somebody does this when they are in an awkward situation, feel guilt or are under pressure. They also make a strange noise and tug on their collar to indicate that they are uncomfortable. This often happens in "The Simpsons"

Homer did the collar tug when he was giving a speech and everyone booed

by collartugger October 31, 2011

No Collar

The new, exponentially emerging class rising up in America consisting of often over-qualified but unemployed persons.

"Hey dude, don't you work for Ernst & Young?"

"Aw hell no , i'm a No Collar, just like you".

by Dirty Branchez October 12, 2009

popped collar

See Pop the Collar.

A thing people do to imitate Count Chocula and his infamous Choclatey Popped Collar, otherwise commonly referred to as ChocoPop. But they fail to realize that they aren't the Count, and so they just look like fags.

I was eating cereal one day when I happened to notice the prevalent popped collar of Mr. Chocula.

by I was eating cereal and I had a revelation April 5, 2005

White Collar Crime

A non violent criminal, such as conmen, forgers, racketeers, scammers and gentlemen thieves.

Neal was an expert forger, and had talked people out of millions of dollars over the years. He hated violence though and so strictly only performed white collar crime

by meimeigiggles July 28, 2014

Collagen

The proteins and connective tissue of mammals (animal fat) which is somehow turned into some type of unnatural substance that one injects under their skin. It is mainly used by ragged, thin lipped hookers who have spent too much time sucking cock without sunscreen on their mouths or something (exp: Lisa Rinna, Jessica Simpson). It is also used to smooth out wrinkles and make you look like a zombie freak (exp: Nicole Kidman).

suzy: "What happened to Karen? She's hideous."

sharon: "She didn't like her thin lips so she got collagen injections."

suzy: "It looks like someone punched her in the mouth."

by Missylalala May 30, 2006