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Anal Cobaining

The act of committing suicide but inserting a 12 gauge shotgun in your rectum, then pulling the trigger with your toe.
That pta parent needs to shut the fuck up and just end it with an anal cobaining.
by ballzbutt June 7, 2016
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Jerk Cobain

The act of shooting oneself in the face with their own semen whilst pleasuring oneself. Even better if you convince your girlfriend did it to you.
1: So I was jacking off last night, and accidently Jerk Cobained myself.

2: Yeah, sex with Courtney was great, all up until she pointed my dick away from her during a handjob and I Jerk Cobained myself.
by Mr. Misanthropy July 19, 2016
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Curt cobained

When your girlfriend, wife, or fling fails to aim or cover your erect member during a hundjob and during ejaculation you "shoot" yourself in the face!
My girlfriend gave me a hanjob and I got "Curt cobained" in the face
by Deadfox January 10, 2017
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Kurt-cobain

The action of shooting yourself in the face with a shotgun.
I was extremely sick of life, so I dealt with it the old fashion way and kurt-cobained
by Candice Dikkin October 4, 2021
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Kurt Cobain

"Holding my baby is the best drug in the world" - Kurt Cobain
by Somethinguy December 1, 2018
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Cobain lollipop

Jackweed 1: bruv did you hear what happened to austin
Jackass 1: nah bruv
Jackweed 1: he got a cobain lollipop from me
by XxpussySlayerxx9000000 January 7, 2019
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kurt cobain

although an extremely good poet/musition/songwriter kurt kobain is a word used to make little posers look like they know jack shit.
kurt cobain did kick ass but if you think dying in your fucking twentys is cool and hes an idol your just another poser making an asshat of himself
by roxie esterlie October 21, 2004
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