Clinical Heebie Jeebies

A more fun way to tell people that you’ve been diagnosed with an anxiety disorder.

I’m tired of explaining what kind of anxiety disorder I have so now I just say I have Clinical Heebie Jeebies

by Where Is My Air Guitar November 3, 2020

Conical bra

A cone shaped bra

Damn cardi got that conical bra lookin like a million bucks

by Turdonfire November 11, 2020

colonial feet

The act of making someone look for something you made up.

The measurements for this Aux cord are off. It must have been measured in colonial feet.

by Zerxzeo November 26, 2020

Colonial Clenching

When a British person either

a) Looks back on a bit of British colonial history they thought wasn't that bad
b) Hears someone promoting colonialism

And in response, their entire body clenches up

Yeah, Tom heard what Matt said and immediately started Colonial Clenching

by TheSnazzyJacket March 5, 2021

Canonical

The company that made Ubuntu.

Canonical made the popular Linux distribution known as Ubuntu

by SteamOS February 9, 2021

Colonial pipeline

The definition of a gay orgy between 1607 and 1783

Did you hear William Ramsford, Sir Bradley, his esquire, and Mr. Edmund were quartered and hung for partaking in the colonial pipeline?

by Captain Slap Jack May 10, 2021

canonical lori

Canonical Lori is just the best if they have it in their Instagram name and act like a mum to you you gotta love it also she’s just awesome

“Hey Canonical Lori your awesome”
“I know”

by maddyjpg May 21, 2021