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Clock Crew

OMG, did you see Shamrock's new flash? It owns!

Yeah, just like all the other Clock Crew flashes!
by ShamrockClock January 28, 2006
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Clock-In

Verb-To take a long ,usually nauseating, shit and work on something in the process.
Bill: Peter, whats happening, im going to need you to fill out these TPS reports.
Peter: Hang on i have to take a dump.
Bill: I need these now Peter.
Peter:Well give them to me and ill go clock-in in the bathroom.
by Napples September 22, 2009
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clock in

To make someone understand that you are being serious when they are acting like they don't believe you. (clock in)

example: Talking about sex with a girl and sayin that you are serious and not playin around.
"Let me clock the fuck in, you seriously think im bullshittin?" (clock in)
by alex g------ January 17, 2008
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Clock Spider

(CS for short) A spider that was once found behind a clock, three pictures were taken of it, one with its legs sticking out from behind the clock, one (clock removed) showing the relative size of the spider, and one (clock removed) showing the details of its body. A message board called LUE worships it, and there are rumors of it once having a ninth leg.
LUE bows in reverence to our almighty god, the one and only Clockspider, ruler of the universe.
by ned randersoff December 25, 2003
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Clock Out With My Cock Out

To "call it a day" at work so you can go party.
EMPLOYEE #1: Hey, dude, you coming to happy hour?
EMPLOYEE #2: Hells yeah! It's time to clock out with my cock out!
by StupidExpressions.com October 1, 2009
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clock dock

Windows' task tray - All those program icons near your clock.
"Where'd my buddy list go?"

"Just click the icon in your clock dock."

"Ohhhhhh..."
by Kezza McDezza January 29, 2009
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Clock-block

When you try to play Playstation 3 on 1st of March 2010, and the hardware clock thinks it's a leap year, and that the date is 29th of February, the playstation clock-blocks you.
This is also the bug that caust the apocolyPS3 day.
"On 1st of March 2010, the Playstation 3 clock-blocked almost every Playstation 3 in the world"

Gamer #1: "Dude, I can't play on my PS3!"
Gamer #2: "Oh, you got the old PS3?! Well, it's clock-blocking everybody!"
by BlastMaster4000 March 2, 2010
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