buyback clause

when you say to always keep a girl if you need her back

I told Jen ill always love her incase i wanna activate the buyback clause

by kayden gaylesbian March 17, 2024

feel the clause

When you feel like santa clause, very happy and cheerfull

Man, I feel the clause right now.

by Happyclause April 4, 2014

Exemption From Law Clause

Guys, you really gotta read those terms of service.

Hym "The explicit intent of the exemption from law clause is to prevent you from using false allegations and civil suits to anything that would be considered 'UN-PAYING' me. Whatever happens in response to your failure to adequately credit or pay me with resume until the circumstance that you do anything that could be considered 'UN-PAYING' me. That's what it's for."

by Hym Iam April 18, 2025

Skanky clause

The act of dressing up like Santa clause then proceeding to sneak in child’s room then proceeding to fit as many cookies in the innocent child’s rectum and then release a couple dozen micro ass-eating elves that transfers aids.Ms. Clause then proceeds to queef on the child’s face giving them a severe case of pink eye. Then Rudolph bites Santa’s crusted pubes and super glues them on the child’s lips giving them a pube-Stache. As Santa leaves he opens his asshole and grabs a shit and pulls it out and graffitis the entire home.

On Christmas Eve, I will pull a skanky clause at the daycare.

by Soggytoe743 March 2, 2024

The Coyote Clause

The Coyote Clause is a "plea" or statement made during a conversation indicating you feel like a Coyote caught in a trap and, if necessary, you would be willing to bite your own leg off to get away from the person who is talking to you. The Coyote Clause should never be explained to the other person, but one can imply it something to be taken seriously. Often used to end conversations in which the other person will not stop talking about themselves.

I was talking on the phone to someone I met on a dating app; they wouldn't stop talking about death metal, so I invoked The Coyote Clause."

by Deangirl34 August 2, 2025

The Small Potato Clause

In the case of Women v. Humor, the Small Potato Clause uses the trend is evidence in the argument that women are not funny.

Defendant: Your honor, women are funny.
Prosecutor: Objection! According to the Small Potato Clause, the courts have found women incapable of being funny.
Judge: O shit, he rite. Sit ur ass down.

by SkwidBoyTV June 30, 2021

Buy back clause

Buy back clause - when an individual adds an element to a break up message so that you can come back later

I told her I will always love her when we broke up ,you always have to have a buy back clause just in case .

by Onimathe August 20, 2024