Calagar

1) A cagey courtesy laugh
2) someone who makes a habit of retelling someone else's jokes and almost always fucks up the punchline

1) Guy tells a joke to two friends. One laughs and the other doesn't find it funny at all.

Guy 1: tells the joke.
Guy2: "hahahahaha"
Guy3: looks on in disbelief and exclaims: "you're such a fucking calagar - that's fucking funny?

2) "third fucking time tonight - this fucking calagar! Shut the fuck up already!

by Rolee January 6, 2017

Chlamydia

An infectious sexually transmitted disease that makes it burn when you pee.

Max has chlamydia. I think he's going to die

by Beepbeepimajeep_ July 30, 2018

bovinia with chlamydia

strongly resembling a bovine with a sexually transmitted disease. Has only 2 udders and walks upright.

"fuck off bovinia with chlamydia!"

by fluffy scrotum June 14, 2004

calageri

An angry midget with a temper. Should be kept away from small children. Can usually be found in areas inhabitated by jeeps. Has been known to suffer from napoleon disease, henceforth known as Nicapoleon Syndrome.

Man Calageri sure looks gay standing next to that worthless jeep. And he's so short, what a homo.

by snuffythewonderhorse April 12, 2005

chaga

busted; extremely bootleg. ugly, messed up, not pleasing to the senses.

dude, did you see sydney's hair? it's totally chaga.

damn, your breath is chaga.

by sydney and taylor July 2, 2008

Chlamydia Kyle

Kyle is a dude who resides in Brampton, Ontario, but regularly travels to Guelph and Toronto. He's pretty facially attractive, but has some really shitty tattoos (including an Insane Clown Posse tattoo, which is just the worst). He has a pretty charming demeanor and is really good at getting chicks into bed with him, because he treats them like ladies outside of the bedroom. Plus he's good in bed so really, what are we complaining about? What we're complaining about is that he's a TOTAL WANKER. He has infected several females with chlamydia, when confronted about it by one of them was told 'no, I get tested regularly, it wasn't me' - it obviously was you, because the MATH says so. Forcing those girls to contact the people they'd been with after him and telling them to get tested (or even worse, hearing about it from one of those people telling you YOU have it, because you didn't have symptoms).

Plot twist, he also has a girlfriend he's been with for over a year, while fucking all these other girls in various cities. She had no idea. The girls had no idea. What a douche, right?

Women should just stay away from this guy on all counts.. and feel free to check out the memes on the generator since the page got removed from facebook (which he probably reported, but it was just a public service accouncement, really).

"Hey, did you hear that Kyle's coming to town this weekend?"

"Oh, you mean Chlamydia Kyle? I wonder who else he plans to infect this time."

by thatskarma March 30, 2013

Chlamydia

A Romanian immigrant from far lands. Usually 3ft 2 but constantly suggests it (mutt) is average height. White as fuck, probably abused by albinos in the harsh winters of Moscow. Normally referred to as a mutt slutt and or a Romanian refugee. Visa is pending. Has a tendency to like gay boys almost parallel to James Charles and likes Shrek even though she knows his dark past (Shrek is love Shrek is life). On the CIA watchlist and is known for the harsh statement ' I want to kill all the singhs', though claims to be 'part Asian' which in the end concludes the mutt in considering a genocide. In conclusion, if you ever meet a mutt like that be wary as it might give you Ebola

Russ - 'Dont have sex with no condom'
Chlamydia - ' Maud '

by RussianIdiot101 May 28, 2019