Simp the chimp

An enormous white tub of lard gay headass nigga. He steals food from anyone around.

Guy 1: Yo! Did you see that simp the chimp sift that homeless niggas lard!
Guy 2: This nigga so fat though
Guy 1: HE JUST STOLE CAKE FROM A WAR VETERANS 100th BIRTHDAY!
Guy 2: Oof

by Enormous stickle pickle December 17, 2018

Pimp Chimp

A Beginner Pimp; One who has just started pimpin'.

Pimp One: What the hell is that man doing. He can't get a single girl.
Pimp Two: Aww man he's just a Pimp Chimp, leave him alone.

by Air Jesse April 28, 2008

Patio Chimp

A derogatory term for a higher class white family who spends a lot of time on their patio, drinking expensive bottles of wine.

Look at that Patio Chimp Mrs. White, sitting on her patio all day drinking her sangria and judging the neighbors.

by Corey, Trevor, smokes lets go January 29, 2015

zippy chimp

big a monkey I saw on a tv

kill the zippy chimp

by cangh jui November 5, 2003

Clip Chimp

A clip chimp is someone who takes a clip of someone out of context, usually from a streamer or youtuber. They then share these clips, often in an attempt to ruin someone's reputation or to make them look as bad as possible.

Bill: Did you see that clip chimp on twitter posting that out of context clip of Destiny, the streamer?
John: Yeah, what a fucking asshole.

by joemama2552 July 20, 2021

safari park chimp

The ultimate measure of wanking. So named after the kind of frantically masturbating chimps you see in zoos and safari parks.

Dude 1: "Man, I am so chick-less that I end up wanking like a safari park chimp to keep me sane!"
Dude 2: "Way to go you dirty bastard!"

by Wizards Sleeve August 1, 2007

Master Chimp

One, who while playing Halo 3 via Xbox Live, is so terrible in combat that they rely on throwing grenades randomly at their opponent, much like a chimp throwing feces. Also have a tendency to jump around randomly in the air, much like a mad primate.

Are often taken out with a good ol' smack to the head.

Oh man, that Slayer match on Sandtrap last night was so easy. There was this one Master Chimp I killed like 15 times!

by Seth Einus November 13, 2007